Diamond Fang the Epic: Birth of Pandemonium

POV: C

"I want out of this fucking hell hole!" I desperately roared. Don't ask me why I tried. If Envy and Wrath taught me anything, It’s that there’s no point in wasting my breath. Oh! Who’s Envy and Wrath you’re asking well they’re the dicks that live to belittle me every chance they get.

“Heh yeah he’ll say that but always magically forgets that we’re all in his head.” (E)

“I’m still curious about why he’s yelling all of a sudden.” (W)

“Well, Wrath I’m glad you asked! You see are little visitor is back, and they may be able to break us out of here.”

“And, how do you know that this isn’t another figment of your overactive imagination?” (E)

“Well that’s quite simple Envy, if I was lying to myself then we would all be feeling pain. Which we are not feeling. Right?”

“Yes, theoretically speaking that is.” (W)  

“And, this isn't the first time that we've felt this presence. I know that I can count at least five other times that I've felt it.”

“I too will concede that point. For, I’ve felt this presence at least twice. If not three times already.” (E)

“Yet, each time you called silence was your only answer. So I have no idea why you would still call out for help...” (W)

"H… Hello?! Is anybody there?" we heard a sweet feminine voice ask.

“Hmm… Well that's… Definitely new.” (W)

I smirked as I yelled "Yes! I'm here, and I want to be free." I began to growl as I pulled, shook, and rattled the chains and shackles that bound me. Trying to make as much noise as possible to gain more attention.

“Wait…Wait…. Is this… Is this really happening? I hope this isn’t a prank. Because if it is I swear that I will find a way to kill both of you. So DON’T FUCK WITH ME ABOUT THIS! ….. Are you saying that we might finally escape?” (E)

“Yes, Envy that’s what we’re saying.” (W)

“Oh shit...  Well fucking scream louder then, and rattle those chains harder. This is our one chance so we can’t fuck this up.”

"I hear you just keep making noise, and I'll try to find you." We heard the sweet female voice holler back.

Yes! we mentally cheered. As we heard what sounded like someone walking around the outside of the prison.

"Are you in the crystal cave?" We heard the voice ask.

“Am I in a cave?... What?”

“Are we in a Crystal cave?” (W)

“Like did she really just ask us that shit? How the fuck are we supposed to even know that? Whelp there goes any hope I had of us being saved.” (E)

"What?" I asked showing how utterly dumbfounded we all were. I can only guess by the quick "Never mind!" That our bewilderment was obvious. Hell I was so stunned that didn't even realize that she cut off the magic jammers in my restraints.

“You do realize that the magic jammers have been cut off right?” (W)

“Hmm. Well now that you mention it. You’re right, but doesn’t change the fact that we are still in shackles now does it.”

“Wait there was a magic jammer? How did I not notice that?”  (E)

"So you staying in there or coming out?" We heard the voice ask.

All I could do was sigh as I said "I'm still chained down in here so… I don’t know... Help me!" I growled shaking one of the only things keeping me from freedom. I heard her sigh as she says "You forgot the magic word." In a sing song manor.

“What the fuck is she so happy about?” (E)

"Aghhhhh! Fuck! Fuck! Fine will you please fucking help me!" I screamed as violently rattled the thick magic draining chains; To emphasize each and every fuck.

“Yeah that’s how you ask for help! Now demand more!” (W)

"Don't worry my fair lady your knight in shining armor is coming in" I heard the voice say as it tried and failed at not laughing.

“OK! You know what fuck it. Fuck this place and fuck me. I mean I don't ask for much. I mean how hard can it possible be to help or just fucking shoot me! Fuck!”

“Yes! That’s it releases your rage young one!” (W)

“And, FUCK YOU TOO WRATH!!”

“Yea, Wrath like what’s up with you today?” (E)

“What, I can’t have fun? I just always have to be the voice of reason huh? I mean I’m Wrath! It doesn’t make sense for me to be the fucking voice of reason!” (W)

“Now, now you do have a point, but I hate this guy to much to be the voice of reason.” (E)

“MY POINT EXACTLY! I’ve only been feeding off of your rage & hate for the last few oh I don’t know hundred years. And, when I finally get another food source primarily being his rage! I become a dick for trying to make sure it last. What type of shit is that? I mean unlike him we actually need to eat, and you have been feeding off our envy since the beginning! And, it’s just not fair that only you get to eat good! I MEAN FUUUUCCCCKKKKK! I’m HUNGRY DAMN IT!”  (W)

“Wow, ok you need to calm the fuck down. Like right now, you’re totally speaking your mind again.”

“Heheh! Yeah what he said BITCH! And, thanks for the meal dumb ass! HEHEHE! Ah Wrath your way too easy.” (E)

“I Will devour you one-day Envy! I FUCKING SWEAR IT!” (W)

“Hmm, so it’s not just me that you two fuck with but, each other as well. Good to know.” I said as we started to notice the sound of footsteps.

As the sound of falling steps got louder I forced my mental rambling into the metaphorical closet. I looked up to the entrance of my cell, and put on my biggest shit eating grin. However, what I saw caused me to pause. It was definitely a female if those E-cup breast where anything to go by. She appeared to be equine in nature, yet she walked upright on her hind hooves. She had a long spiral horn jetting out the top of her forehead. She wore a gray tattered sun dress that hugged onto her top half and was tied at the middle cupping her massive melons, and showing off her mid drift. The sun dress came down to her heals. One side was torn showing a partially covered brand of what appeared to be a crystal tree. With some sort creatures surrounding it. In the middle of the tree was a blazing maybe pulsing heart. I know it's probably supposed to have some color to it but it's all just gray. So to some it all up her sundress was very hot and revealing.

(wolf whistle’s) “OH! Sweet mother huba, huba. Wehehell what’s her name? I mean I wouldn’t mind having a slice of that if you know I’m saying.”  (W)

“I mean fuck!  That dress just pressed all of the right buttons. DAMN! It shows off her hourglass figure perfectly. And, don’t worry Wrath I feel you I wouldn’t mind splitting her open right now! Fuck just let me at her!” (E)

“I wonder if she’s actually gray or is it just this place fucking with me. And what's with the horn?”

“Are you fucking serious? A total babe just walked in and that’s all you can think about?” (E)

“What? OH! Well if I still had a dick I would agree with you, but as you guys have told me time and time again. I never had one, so all I see is a nice pretty lady. Who may help us? And, that’s it.”

“Damn he… Oh…(groans)… I don’t want to admit this… (sighs deeply) … But, he does have a point.” (W)

“But…. But…. Ohhh! I hate it when you two are right.” (E)

Her arms folded under her large melons propping them up, as she got a sultry look in her eyes. "You like what you see big boy?" She said teasingly moving a stray strain of her mane out of her face, as she leaned against the side of the cave wall.

“Oh shit! How is her mane doing that?” (E)

Her mane and tail were blowing in an ethereal wind seaming to create a multi gray aura around her. That drew my attention to her wide hips.

“Nowhohow! I know those hips are meant for foal bearing. I mean she's totally giving me a goddess of fertility vibe or something.” (W)

“OK YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THAT! YOU BETTER GROW A DICK! I’m not fucking with you about this. You better grow one right now! I mean Fuck I feel aroused but I know that we don’t have one. SO BITCH GROW ONE!” (E)

“Well that’s interesting. Now that you mentioned it I feel it to… So does that mean I can?”

“I hope you can…. You might as well grow a pair while you’re at it too.” (W)

All I could do was lick my lips and slowly nod my head. "Yeah, you're cute. But teasing someone whose been locked in a cage for over 500 years. Isn't that a bit cruel?" I asked

"Oh! who said I was teasing." She purred causing all of our instincts to run wild as I let a low sensual growl escape my throat. "I've been stuck here on this dead planet, for just as long as you've probably been stuck in your cave." She bit her bottom lip as she eyed me.

(Sniff, sniff) “Do we smell lust? Oh my.. She's fucking serious. You better not fuck this up for us! ” (E&W)

I smiled as I eyed her back.

“Don’t worry guys I won’t. Now if one of you would give me the how to guide on growing a pair. We could get to work on this chick.”

"But, first let's get you out of those restraints. Then we can have some fun." She said as she slowly and sensually stepped to me.

"Eh if we keep the chains I can think of a few things we could do for fun." I chuckled with a devious smile on my 'Face? Am I smiling? I fucking hope so it would suck if I didn't have a mouth as well as a dick.'

“Wait… Wait… Wait! Are you talking about all of the things you mumbled about doing to us? Because I think she likes to breath.” (W)

“Heh. We have something she can choke on alright! Or, at least we will once we figure out how to grow it. Now where did I put them seeds at?” (E)  

She giggled cutely as she cooed. "Oh bondage? Kinky I like the way you think." She slowly began to circle me as she spoke. "Well then you don't have to worry about your precious restraints. I know how much boys love their toys, so I'll try to save as much of the chain as I possibly can."

After about five minutes of poking and prodding. My restraints fell to the floor taking me with them.

“Ouch!” (W)

“Well at least the chains are still intact lucky us.” (E)

Yay for me! Yay for domination! I thought in till I looked at the chains they were made of some type of crystal or maybe a gem of some sorts. The interesting part to me though was that the chains where made of the same crystal that made up the lining of the cave. Oh also the chains weren’t attached to me… They were a part of me! Now isn’t that great, and picking it up may have been a stupid idea on my part because well I absorbed it…. There are probably a million other ways to explain that, but absorbing is what it felt like. I mean fuck! What else do you call taking something into yourself.

“Funny part of that whole process was is it felt right.” (W)

“Yeah! Almost like the crystal or gem or whatever the fuck it is. Was supposed to be a part of us.” (E)

“Well that was weird?” she said

“Yeah tell us about it.” I said earning myself a questioning look from her.

“HEY! DUDE YOU GREW ONE!” (E)

“What?”

“You totally grew the whole package! Nice!” (E)

(whistles) “Damn. You weren’t kidding when you said. You’d be a big dick.” (W)

I…. I couldn’t help it I had to check myself, and ohh god. When I say it felt like the weight of the world was lifted off of me. You have no idea how relieved I was to see Jr standing at full attention!... And, then I remembered my present company. I looked up to catch her looking down with an almost predatory hunger in her eyes. We both just kind of stood there for a moment staring at each other. Both looking at two completely different things I tell you.

“Wehehell! Somebody likes what they see.” (W)

A smile came across my face as I looked her over one last time. Thanks for the, help! Is what I tried to say, but what actually came out was “Thanks for the umph?!”

As she lunged at me using her wings as propellers.

“Wings?! She has wings and a horn..., Now why the fuck does that seem so familiar?” (E)

She tackled…... No she glumped me and forced me into the back cave wall. Thus slamming me through the cave. As she unleashed a volley of kisses, and love bites. The entire time she stroked me.

“Well that's certainly one way to make an exit. Well at least now we know that we have a mouth and throat. I mean if her tongue being shoved down it is anything to go by. So that’s all the checks we need. Dick check Mouth check. Yep I can’t think of anything else.” (W)

I just shrugged and went with the flow.

"Ohh yes!" She screamed after breaking the kiss. She then looked at me and with a half crazed, half lustful smiled. "We've got more than two hundred years of missed esters cycles to make up for." She said as her crazed smile became predatory before she dove back in and shoved her tongue back down my throat. Gently dragging it along my teeth poking and prodding at each one as a shiver shot up her spine.  She rolled, flipped, and twirled her tongue along mine, as if she was trying to pin it. It felt fucking great, while making me fill a bit light headed.

“Heh! Wimp man If it was me out there she’d already be dripping” (E)

My brain tried to shut off, but it was no good. There are plenty of times and places to think. This is not one of those times, this is a time to act. My mind and body where not one in agreement on this.

“What’s important is the fact that she's cute, and she's down! Fuck everything else! I mean it feels like I got my priorities straight. I mean who needs a name, pussies that’s who and we are no pussy… At least I don’t think we are. Huh?!” (W)

“Oh fuck I need some serious help and mental therapy. This is all happening way to quickly for me. I mean I would have loved to brush my teeth first but hey what's a dog to do? Say no?... Ha now that's funny, you're funny!”

“Hahaha. That was so funny I forgot to laugh. But, you can have your nervous breakdown later. RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK BITCH!” (E)

While going through all of that shit my body was apparently working on auto pilot. I started to slide and wrap my newly discovered and much longer tongue around hers, as I slid it into her mouth savoring the sweet taste. I dragged my tongue along her teeth just as she did mine although a bit rougher. Like I thought all of her teeth where flat. They felt weird when compared to my much sharper teeth.

Ehhh interesting is she pray? (W)

I could hear Wrath think as Envy told me to wrap my arms around her so she couldn’t escape. At least I think they were my arms almost each time I try to look at any part of myself besides my dick which she's still stroking. I see nothing. Just open air.

"Damn her hand is so fucking warm."

She broke the kiss with my tongue still in her mouth. She held it gently with her teeth as she ran her tongue along the tip of mine. Making me shiver she winked at me and let go of it. I could have sworn it was purple. But when I stuck it out to lick her right cheek it wasn’t there like the rest of me.

(sigh) “This shit is starting to get annoying.”

“So you have a forked tongue like a snake?” she asked a deep blush on her muzzle. “Interesting, yet it’s almost as thick as my tongue. And you taste like blue berries! My favorite if you’re not careful I might become addicted to you big boy.” She giggled as she leaned in for more.

“Huh…. Learn something new every day….” (W)  

“What’s a blue berry?” I asked.

“Only the most delicious fruit I’ve ever had! We grew a lot of fruit back home in the eternal herd.” She said as she placed her forehead against mine. Giving me a clear look at her beautiful emerald orbs…

“Wait Emerald! Why did I not notice that her eyes where such vibrant, and beautiful shade of green? The only things of color on this entire fucking planet, and I never noticed?!”

“Hey! Don’t ask us we only just noticed this shit too. However, I’d like to pose another question… Why do her teeth yell pray, when her eyes yell predator?” (W)

“Oh… If you miss it so much why not just go back to your eternal herd?” I asked puzzled by this newly acquired information… (sighs inwardly) Ok I was just stalling I had a lot of shit to processes like the color of her silted eyes. However, the question meant more than I had originally thought. I know this because it caused her to flinch, and her eyes to lose the dream like glaze they had.

“Ughh! Way to just walk into a mine field dumb as!” (E)

“What? Now I’m actually curious about it.” I could hear the echo of someone face palming.

“B…. Be…. Because I..” she stuttered “I can’t not anymore. Even if I could find a way off this husk of a planet there’s nothing left for me there… Nothing but pain, regret, and hate” she said as she looked everywhere but at me.

“OH Fuck! She’s hiding something, something painful I… I want to know… But why do I want to know?” (E)

I gently rubbed her back slowly making my way up to her currently flapping wings. I gently ran my hand along her feathers. Causing her wings to flare up with an audible (POMPF) as a moan escaped her lips.

“OH! Don’t stop.” She gasped, as we entered free fall.

This reaction got me to chuckle lightly as I thought. Her wings are sensitive! I wonder if this is just her thing, or are all wings that sensitive?

“OH Faust! I’m…I’m going to have to land. Oh just! Please don’t stop!” She screamed, as she tried to right herself. Letting her tongue lol out, in an orgasmic ecstasy.

I shot my newly discovered forked tongue out. Wrapping it tightly around hers as a deep growl vibrated through my throat. I slowly pulled her head back down as one hand stroke her left wing, and my other slowly crept down her back to her flank. My smile was predatory, as I gave her flank a tight squeeze causing her to moan into the kiss. I slowly slipped the sundress to the side revealing her firm, soft, and bouncy ass.

“I wonder how she stayed in shape over all of these years?” (W)

I couldn’t help but give her ass a smack which caused her to moan as I deepened the kiss. The only thing on my mind was.

“MORE! I want more! Air, Land, Water that doesn’t matter to me.” (W)

I slowly slid my tongue deeper into her mouth coiling it around hers. As, I kept shoving and coiling my tongue around in her mouth I felt it bump against her uvula. Which I than proceeded to wrap my tongue around, as I stopped rubbing her right wing. She tried to whine but I used my tongue to squeeze both her uvula and tongue to both gag and silence her. As she gagged I shoved my tongue even deeper down her throat. I started to massage her throat, and tongue with mine. Causing her eyes widen in shock, and pleasure. She began to lean in even more to deepen our already passionate kiss. I felt something building up in me that roared and begged to be let loose. It was such a familiar feeling but I couldn’t place it. Whatever it was I let this new source of power and purpose spread through me.

Yeah I think it was ecstasy… That or magic…. Ehhh I’m going to say ecstasy. So I let the ecstasy course through me as it begun to form a magical charge or something. So, I just kind of shot it through her. “Because, uhh …. Envy told me to! …. Yeah! That’s it! …. What?! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!”

“Um…. No the fuck I didn’t. That was all you buddy.” (E)

“Hey! You! Shut the fuck up!”

.... So anyway, as the small electric pulse of magic shot through my body, and into hers sending another shiver of ecstasy up and down her spine. I broke the kiss so she could catch her breath.

“Oh…Oh that was intense…. How long is your tongue?” She gasped as she pumped air back into her lungs.

“It’s as long as I need it to be…Why do you ask?” I said as I shot another magic pulse of electricity through my right hand and gave her flank an electrified smack. Causing her to squee in both pain and pleasure.

“W…Well it’s just… Uhh… I was hoping we could experiment and find out… Um who has the better technique while we play.”  She asked or maybe stated... It sounded like a question, so I’m going to say it’s a question.

“Well we can as soon as you land.” I laughed while watching her face become more flushed.

“R…Right” She said as her eyes began to scan the horizon. “How about…. There.” She pointed at cluster of jagged rock formations which had an opening of flat land in the center.

“What an odd mountain formation. Out of all of the hills and valleys she could have picked, she wants the one surrounded on all sides with jagged mountain and rocks. It’s almost like she had this place in mind the entire time.”

“Damn, dog! You’re totally getting that shit! Just keep pressing them buttons, and we’re in their baby!” (E)

“So she really wasn’t joking when she called this place a dead planet. I mean there’s literally no other life here. Just rocks, mountains, and dust. I wonder what happened to cause this…. Wait a minute I think I see something in there.…What?... Why are you looking at me like that Envy? ... OH! (groans) Yeah, yea you’re killing it keep going dog. Anyway I think that may be where she lives. I could make out more details out if everything wasn’t so fucking gray.” (W)

“Sure sounds like a plan to me. After all I do love to experiment.” I said.

I began to lick her left cheek, while groping both her flanks thoroughly massaging them. As, I played with her flank I found out that her brand was an arousal point. Just like her wings though not nearly as sensitive. So like I did when I found out about her wings I focused most of my attention on her brand. Making her moan, and bite her lower lip almost as if she was trying to hold her sounds of pleasure back. She simply nodded in eager confirmation, as her Emerald orbs appeared to shimmer, and dance in light of the newly acquired information…. Or maybe it was because her home as Wrath put it was in sight. Whichever it was watching her fight, her on primal urges was amusing to say the least.

“What, did she think we were going to reject her offer of experimenting with our bodies?” (E)

“Maybe… She could just be excited about her new toy she’s bringing home …That or she was worried that she was coming on a bit too strong.”  (W)

“Fuck that shit! I’d bet that we need this way more than she does.” (E)

“Hey you never know she could just be nervous, sort of like Wrath suggested. I mean I was nervous, and I’m the one who has been taking charge ever since we left my prison cell.”

“Maybe… AH SHIT!! Tell her to look out for the mountains!” (E & W)

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