Diamond Fang the Epic: Birth of Pandemonium

POV:C

“What?... What do you guys mean look out for…. mountains?”

“OH SHIT MOUNTAIN!!!” I screamed breaking the kiss.

Causing her eyes to go wide with realization. She desperately started to flap her wings to regain some altitude. But… We both knew she wasn’t going to make it.

“Shit! I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to go through the mountain.” She said as she bit her lower lip. I just kind of stared at her for a minute, you know revaluating life and what not. When Envy ever so lightly reminded me that I can’t die.

“YOU WONT DIE DUMBASS! SO JUST SAY YES, OR NOD YOUR FUCKING HEAD! GUHHHHH! JUST DO SOMETHING DAMNIT! YOU WILL NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR US!” (E)

So I said “Ok…”

She just looked at me smiled, and we went right back to kissing. It was shortly followed by a very loud Bang! And, we kind of just tore a large whole through the mountain. It was actually kind of fun. Now what wasn’t fun was hitting the ground. Crack! Crash! To say our landing was soft, or gentle would be a complete lie. Honestly after being sent through a cave wall. I’m willing to bet that she doesn’t even know the definition of the word gentle or safe mean. In fact, I’m one hundred percent positive of that.

“Hey now it wasn’t that bad...” (W)

“Well if you would just….”

“Yeah! And, let’s not forget it was your own fucking fault! I mean you where distracting her during the entire fucking flight! I’m just surprised that she didn’t crash into a mountain sooner.” (E)

“Well that’s not the problem.”

“And, you did have all of those plants to break your fall. You know… All the plants…. THAT JUST FUCKING GROW HERE AND HERE ALONE!!! I mean what the fuck, where’s the logic at! I mean how the fuck did she get plants to grow here in the first place. THERE IS NO FUCKING WATER HERE OR ANYWHERE ELESE THAT WE’VE FLOWN OVER!” (W)

“OH FUCK!  JUST SHUT UP! You weren’t the one slammed through a fucking mountain. Besides that’s not the….”

“You weren’t even hurt, and you barely felt it in the first place. In fact, the only thing you actually felt was the impact with the ground. Even then you enjoyed it, and you landed on top of her safely which I shouldn’t have to add! Also I shouldn’t have to remind you that you’re still on top of her kissing her at this very moment.” (E)

“You bet your sweet ass I am, and I still love kissing her too. But, that’s all besides the point OK! The fact is that in the last what five hours since we met her. We’ve been slammed through a cave, a mountain, and hard enough into the ground to make a fucking crater the size of large lake! AND, IT FELT FUCKING FANTASTIC EACH AND EVERY TIME!!! I mean don’t even get me started on how hard I am. I mean we have never been this hard in our life… If she wanted to she can slam me through a mountain every day. As, long as she expects the same from me because I love playing rough. I mean who likes being gentle anyway? I mean fuck if you would have just let me finish! I could have said how much I loved. Which would make this entire conversation pointless.”

So as I was saying before I was so RUDLY interrupted! Our landing was not soft in fact if I had to describe our landing… It would be Fucking AMAZING! I mean if you could the size of the crater we made you’d be impressed. And, don’t even get me started on her aim she hit the one place where there weren’t any plants…. I don’t know why though I’d guess it’s because she didn’t want to hurt them…. Yeah that’s probably it.

“I’m so…So sorry about that!” she said almost in hysterics.

I just silenced her with a kiss. “Hey now I thought we already had it established that I like it rough.” I said after breaking our passionate kiss. “Well, then now that we safely landed (begins to lightly chuckle) are you ready to begin the experiments?” I licked my lips with an eager grin while anticipating her response.

She simply giggled while nodding her head. “Ok tiger, how about we get out of this crater first?”

“OHH! Now what’s the fun in that?” I said while moving to get off of her.

“Well, I just figured you would want to do this somewhere comfier, like on grass or in the bushes… I even made a bed out of the plant life that I managed to grow here.” She said with obvious pride in her accomplishment, as she used her wings to fly out of the crater.

“So you where the one responsible for the plants up there… Hmm … How’d you get them to grow, does it rain here?” I said as I began climb may way out to look at her handy work. There where Tree’s and other plants growing out of the Mountain walls. All leading to the center of the opening. Where Bushes, shrubs, and other plant life that I can’t even begin to name grew. If I’m being absolutely honest it was beautiful even if it was all just a gray color it song to me. I could only imagine how long it must have taken her to do this. And, then I looked to the large crater that we made…. Which made me fill guilty. “Yep…That’s probably my fault.”

“Oh the crater? Yeah I wouldn’t worry about that... I was planning on making a pond anyway.” She said waving her hand dismissively. “How did I get the plants to grow? What an odd question. I Just used magic duh.” She said while rolling her eyes, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “And to answer your other question. No it doesn’t rain here, if anything it’s been the most difficult thing to get around. However, I did find a way to substitute my magic for water.” She spoke with a loving smile that made my heart ache. “But, that’s also a part of the current problem….”

She sighed “It takes to much magic, It’s the only reason why I haven’t started to spread the plant life to the rest of the world. But, at least I managed to grow some eatable plants, fruits, and berries. No blue berries though, but with you here that’s not as bad anymore.” She looked over her shoulder at me with a smile as I dusted myself off.

“I call my home Eden, and it’s my hope to one day fill this entire world with the same beauty, color, and life that you see here. It will be difficult without an actual water source. And, if the sun and moon stay where they are it will be completely impossible to grow any plants in the eastern and western hemispheres. Ughh if I had more magic I could move one of them or just summon the water.” She said while looking up her smile weaning a bit at her powerlessness.

“If I was a Celestial or Lunar Alicorn like my sisters then this wouldn’t be a problem. I’d have enough magic to move them both. Alas I’m just a Terrestrial Alicorn creating plants and life that’s my forte.” She groaned. “Hmmm… I wonder what Tia and Lulu are doing right now…?”

“Celestial, Lunar, and Terrestrial…. What the fuck is that? Are those deferent sub specious of her race…? Alicorns come in different variants? Well she did mention something about an eternal heard earlier so I guess that makes sense. But, who are Tia and Lulu?”

“Well if I had to guess I’d say those are the names of her sisters she was talking about... Unless all Alicorns are related, and female... We should probably ask about it later.” (W)

“I agree with Wrath on this one… Because right now this way too much for me.” (E)

“Eden huh? … I like it.” I said while looking at it, at Eden. Trying to see the color that she wanted to spread, but all I saw was the same gray color that I saw everywhere else. To me Eden was definitely beautiful, and lively when compared to that of the all too familiar rocks. But that’s it… “Terrestrial. Plants and life huh.”  …I don’t really know why but the fact that I couldn’t see the color that she was talking about… Made me feel a bit down. The words Envy said to me all of those years ago echoed through my mind “OH! For Fuck sakes! Have you ever thought that… OH! I don’t know? THAT IT MIGHT JUST BE YOU WHO’S WRONG?!” (E) Maybe Envy was right…. There is something wrong with me. My thought’s where cut short however, when she reached out and grabbed my hand.

“Terrestrial one of the three major households of Alicorn society. There’s also the Celestial household, and Lunar household. All three households are led by the three daughters of Solaris and Faust. While every Alicorn was as well as the universe was made by Faust, including her husband Solaris. Only her three daughters where born from her, and yes there is a difference between being born and created.” She spoke in a teacher like manor even going as far as to pull out a pair of spectacles. I have to admit it was really cute.

“Soooo…Besides this Solaris are there any other male Alicorns?” I asked.

“Well of course there are silly. However, there are fewer of them if I had to think of a statistic I’d say the female to male ratio is about four to one. Male Alicorns insure order in the universe, and are very militaristic just like father… Solaris. While female Alicorns insure harmony in the universe like mother… Faust. In fact, the only difference between us three sisters and the other females of the heard would be that we hold within us both order and harmony. Which I guess is the reason we lead our respective households… Anyway the three households are named after the three of us. The Terrestrial Alicorns have control over water, earth, and life our task was creating all of the planets in the universe. The Celestial Alicorns have control over color, fire, and Light they were tasked with creating light, color, and heat to keep our creations warm, safe and loved. The Lunar Alicorns have control over space, and cold. They were tasked with finding a balance between hot and cold so that our creations didn’t burn or freeze. They also rearranged the stars and planets that the Celestial and Terrestrial Alicorns made to be both beautiful and awe inspiring. It may sound a bit difficult, but we had our mother’s blueprint’s to follow and Lulu can be very creative. So all in all it was actually really easy… I still don’t understand why mother didn’t just do it all herself. She said something about laying the groundwork for the young ones… I miss her sometimes.”

“Something tells me that I won’t get along with any of the male Alicorns at all.”

“Hmff... Tell me about it. Order is nothing more than stuck up nonsense.” (E)

“Well… At least Faust sounds interesting.” (W)

“Wait you said that the males of your species where all militaristic right?” I said.

“Yes… Yes I did.” She nodded in confirmation.

“So… Who where they fighting?” I asked. She just looked at me as she raised an eyebrow, and began to laugh… Hard.

“Hahahahah! Oh! Oh! WAIT! You’re serious aren’t you?” She said I simply smirked and nodded my head. This caused her to laugh even harder. “So, you really don’t know?” she asked as she wiped a tear from her eye.

“No. No. I’m just asking to be funny.” I said sarcastically.

“Ahh don’t be like that! It’s only funny because you are what we fought.” She said. I just stared at her, as a look of dawning comprehension flashed across her muzzle. “You do know what you are right?” She asked I just shook my head. “Ohohoho my (giggles) now that’s even funnier!” She exclaimed while she busted her gut laughing.

“You’re a Draconequus darling a being of chaos. A god of chaos some would claim. Although your one of the more tamed ones I’ve seen. Your body colors appear to stay the same with your pelt being primarily black, and electric purple highlights throughout your body. You, kind of remind me of a purple nebula, and just like one your body is constantly shifting. Although it’s between a wolf, tiger, and a winged snake of some kind. Sometimes you take on the aspects of all three like when I first found you. With a wolfs head and tail, tigers’ paws for arms and legs, with the winged snake for a body. Yet, you don’t appear to have any scales anywhere on you… Yes, it’s because of this that so many female Alicorns like me find your species quite fascinating… In fact, most of the life my house hold creates is based off of the different species that make up Draconequui body parts. However, I shouldn’t have to say that you are truly a handsome specimen.” She said with a sultry wink.

“Did this bitch just call me a winged snake? I’m a fucking dragon if anything! … Envy the dragon!” (E)

“Draconequui embody the chaotic concepts of chaos, death, time, fate, and the subjective abstractions of good, and evil. However, they are neither your race is a neutral being by nature unless they chose one over the other for chaos is neither good, controlling, or evil… Well at least you where neutral until Faust was born how and why is debatable… At best only she would truly know... But one thing is certain when she started to recreate the universe and life your species took offense. And, declared a prank war. Although some of the pranks did lead to bloodshed. I believe it’s because daddy couldn’t take a joke.” She said with a shrug.

“Well at least I’m handsome…” I thought trying to absorb all of this new information.

“So, she’s cute, attractive, and a liar… What’s not to like. So Envy if you’re a dragon I guess that makes me the tiger.” (W)

“What was that Wrath?”

“Oh I didn’t say anything… (sighs) …So you must be hearing things.” (W)

“GET IT! Because we’re all in your head! And, yes Wrath you’re the tiger” (E)

“But, none of that ever mattered to me or mother for that matter. In her words ‘we need chaos unless we wish to make the same mistakes of our predecessors, besides I like them. Whatever they are.’ Mother will always be the best of us…  as for me all I ever cared about is that others can look upon my creations, and feel at ease. So, of course I want all to feel welcomed here. (points to the ground) This may be a prison that I can never escape, but that doesn’t mean it has to be a lifeless one devoid of love and color…. And, as I see it no one need’s love and color more than you right now.” I tried to speak but she put a finger over my mouth to silence me.

“You don’t have to lie to me. I can see it in your eyes. You don’t know who you are and you probably have no idea of who I am ether. But, don’t worry I’ll keep our promise dear we’ll be partners in crime forever. And, if the world is to gray and dull. Then I simply have to become the color, and spice things up a bit. In fact, I’d be willing to bet that you probably don’t even see all of my true colors yet. Now do you?” She said with a laugh and a gentle sigh. “But your memories and name, and our past will all come back to you in due time. Just follow me for now ok…. Change.” I simply nodded for there was nothing else I could say.

“I… I…. I am CHANGE!” I mentally roared in acceptance of my new name. “I am no longer nameless! HAHAHA!!!”

“I guess someone’s finally got what they so desperately wanted. Ey? Change.” (W)

“Yes Wrath, it would appear so.” I thought with a wide and wild smile.

“You’re still a pussy with no pride, that needed some big boobed bitch to name you. That puts me and Wrath above you.” (E)

“Ohh really now I have no PRIDE? Then tell me Envy what do you know about pride? … Is pride bullying someone with no idea of who or what they are? IS PRIDE BEING SO SCARED SHITLEES!? THAT YOU HAVE TO TEAR DOWN ALL OF THOSE AROUND YOU, JUST TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR OWN PATHETIC EXISTANCE! Or is pride the fear of being powerless? Tell me Envy, if Wrath is my anger and disgust at my own failures. What Are You! If nothing more than the hollow husk of my REGRET and POWERLESSNESS! So then Envy is that your pride…”

“Well, now it appears that Conquest has finally woken up… Or should I call you Change now? …That means we’re all together again! The Prideful Wolf of Conquest, the Wrathful Tiger of Destruction, and the Envious Dragon of Disorder! It’s like a big happy family reunion.” (W)

(through gritted teeth) “Please! It still took a bitch to name him for his weak ass to wake up… While we’ve been awake for eons.”

“So very true Envy, but you forget that I was awake just confused and lost. But, no longer! I will not be the punchline to all of your pathetic jokes and harassment. So now you need to remember your place Envy.” I thought as the world got just a bit more color.

End