Love's in the Air; so is War

*I wake up later that night, bandaged, in an immense pain. But worst of all, my hat and revolver are gone*

Where am I!? And where's mah hat!?

A female voice answers: Calm the buck down! Y'alls lucky that I helped yah. *"a country girl. Shit." I say in my head*

"Where's mah hat, revolver, and car?" The voice answers back: "Why? What are they to you?"

"The hat belonged to mah father. I never leave it. The revolver and car are what I cherish. Now, give them back."

Voice: "Fine."

*I feel my hat get placed on my chest, along with my revolver*

"Sorry. I just really cherish these things." *tries to sit up, but feels a searing pain, forcing me back down, the lights suddenly turn on, as I see an orange anthro pony, with a blonde mane and tail, as she walks towards me, I notice how beautiful she actually is, but I pass out from shock at seeing her*