Love's in the Air; so is War

*when I woke up, the pony (I later found out her name is applejack) told me that she found me in my car, with the front of it mere inches from a tree. She said she saw me, and decided to check up on me. But when she got to the car, I was out cold, upon further inspection, she saw that I broke a few ribs because of my seatbelt. She got me out of the car, somehow figured out how to shut it off, take the keys out, and lock it.*

"But why did you take mah hat and revolver?"

"Wanted to make sure y'all weren't hostile."

"Fair enough."

*we sat in silence for what felt like forever, but was only 5 minutes, finally, I spoke*

"Where's are my keys?"

"Oh yeah!" *she hands them too me*

"Thanks. So.... where am I?"

"Equestria."

"Huh? Nevermind. Wanna ride in my car? You can show me the town or somethin'."

"Sure, let's go."  *she gets up, and walks to my car. I struggle, but get up and follow her, noticing she's swayin' her hips. I tell myself that she is one fine woman, or mare in this case, and that I'm actually startin' to like her. She notices me staring, and following hips, making her sway her hips more, blush, and giggle cutely*

"See somethin' you like Anthony?"

*I blush* "Um.... m-maybe...."

*she blushes* "Sorry, but ah'm taken. Sorry."

"Oh, that's good to know.... let's go I guess."