Soundspeed X Smokey

Soundspeed stared blankly at the other pony, who frankly, already hated his guts.

"What are YOU looking at, anyways?" She scoffed, rolling her eyes at him. Smokey adverted her glare as she trotted past them, staring back at her as she did so.

"Well, shit." he muttered, fluffing his wings. "Not only am I a horse now, but 'm also in one of the worst possible places imaginable."He wouldn't wish this on his worst enemy. Oh well, at least he was most likely early, since the other pony seemed to be the only one around. He tool up the opportunity to look around the school, Smokey still on his back.

"Where are we?" She asked quietly, glancing around, mostly out of fear that the fatherless horse could return.

"A mixture of the two worst places in the universe," he mumbled. "An MLP faniverse AND a high school. Great." The sarcasm could be felt in his last comment. Just as they started to turn the corner, a red filly bumped into them.

"Oh, my bad." She stuttered, her curly yellow maine all over the place. "wait..." she said, looking at him up and down. "Is that a smoke detector on your back?" Before he could answer- "Oh! You must be new here, aren't you?" She smirked.

They were both quiet for a minute, speedy being afraid, Smokey being slightly aroused (she was thinking of her father reading Fifty Shades of Grey to her, she wasn't really paying attention) and the filly was just, well, she was... confused by everything that had just happened up to this point.

"Well, I'm Whirlwind. Whirlwind Storm." The Pegasus did a cute pose as she introduced herself. "Pleased to meet you." she giggled, holding out her hoof. After reluctantly shaking it, she turned to go in the opposite direction of the grey stallion and his smoke detector. "See ya around!" She called cheerfully over her shoulder, though it just filled him with more dread.

"Make that three of the worst things in the universe." He mentioned to Smokey, who was still shaking with pleasure from her father's voice. "We're in a faniverse with a self-insert OC in it." He groaned, rolling his eyes.

Whirlwind smirked to herself as she trotted away, knowing fully well that he would never become that shambling mess of a human being he was once, ever again.

(not in the weird way, though, I promise she's just a villain shhhhhhhh)