Stuck in Equestria: Lena

Lena wakes up in a colorful castle, with contrasts and unrealistic objects that look like nothing from earth. She gets up, and finds herself face-to-face with Princess Celestia.

":Gah!" She cries and stumbles up.

"Finally, your here! We have an issue-"

"Who the hell are you?!"

Princess Celestia sighs, and looks up. She then says,

"I've got no time to explain. Your song, Satellite. Its touching. Do you know anything about love?"

"Well yes.."

"Perfect. We have these two newly wedded ponies, and they can't seem to find a good way to make love."

"Errr..?" Lena thinks for a moment, wondered if she means they don't know how to have sex.

"Yes, they know how to have sex, but, they can't find a good way to do it, or a way they both find the scene Romantic."

"That's um, really odd. Don't you think?"

"Yes but, I figured you can help! Your song has so meaning!"

"Ok um, but you better explain what all the hell this is later."

"Fine, they're upstairs."

"Got it."