Stuck in Equestria: Lena

Lena comes upstairs to find the newly wedded couple in bed, confused and somewhat shocked, and many other ponies are standing around them.

"Ah! You must be Lena, correct?" Twilight asks. Lena nods slowly.

"We're trying to get them to make love, but..they can't find it right.." Rarity explains. In the mists of the talk, Lena hears Sweetie Belle say,

"Just put it in her, like Rarity says when I hear her upstairs!" Everyone gasps, and Rarity gulps.

"Sweetie Belle! I do not tolerate your words, and when we get home, I'm going to make you eat soap!"

"Fine, whatever.." Twilight tries to show her brother a move.

"Shining, get on top of her - yes, and take your "tail", and stick it in her "sheath" - That's right, come on Shining.."

"I'm just afraid of hurting her, Twi."

Twilight sighs, and everypony takes a turn trying to help them.

"Ok Lena, its your turn."

"Alright, but I'll need my privacy."

Everypony leaves, and the only ones left in the room are Shining, Cadence, and Lena.