Very, Very, Very Short Stories

"I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR TWO SECONDS-"

"Ugh, sir," said a grey pegasus with a blond mane and tail said, nervously.

"DON'T 'UGH SIR' ME! LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT-"

"Sir, I know this looks bad, but-"

"YOU MADE MY CAR EXPLODE!" The mare chuckled timidly.

"Well, it's kinda your fault for leaving me in charge with your car. I mean, I'm not the most skilled with, well, anything after all." A second later, a yellow earth pony, with an orange mane, and green eyes approached the two in a calm, almost bored mannar.

"You new here?" she said. The colt, confused, calmed down a little.

"Yeah, why?" he replied. She giggled.

"That's your problem. No one has ever trusted Derps here with anything other than a letter, she can't even handle that." The pegasus blushed, while the colt approached the earth pony.

"HOW DOES THAT HELP THIS SITUATION AT ALL!?" She examined her front hoof and shrugged. The colt turned his head towards Derpy. "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FIX THIS!?" She laughed anxiously.

"Muffin?"