Very, Very, Very Short Stories

Luna took another shot. "Thas ten Celest- Celestia. Bet ya can't top that. A'hm gu'a  do more jusa prove you wrong." So she took another. And another. And a few more.

"How in the world can she last this long?" Cadence asked Celestia. The white alicorn giggled.

"Years of practice." She took a quick sip of her margarita. "I wouldn't say the same for your husband though." She pointed to Shining Armor, who had passed out on a nearby table. "Are you sure you don't want anything Cadence? It's on me." Cadence rolled her eyes.

"Auntie Celestia, I'm pregnant!" Celestia winced.

"He, he. Yeah, right."

"Come on Luna, you've had enough." Cadence said, gripping on to her aunt with all the magic she contained.

"Bu-but I had a cute stallion- and he and myself...more liquor."

"No, Auntie Luna! No more!" Cadence tugged her as far as she could, but her grip on the door frame of the night club was too strong. Celestia, who was also pulling, dropped her temporarily.

"I thought this might happen," said the goddess, rummaging through her saddlebag. "That's why I stole these." She pulled out six stones, all different colors, and began to concentrate on a spell she was about to cast.

Suddenly, Luna disappeared. Cadence gasped in horror, but her aunt ensured her that she was alright. "I stole the Elements of Harmony from the Tree of Harmony. I thought they might be useful if this ever happened tonight. Your Aunt is stuck on the moon. I'll bring her back tomorrow. She'll be alright, although she'll have one heck of a headache."