
Are You Furious
Let's see what you did. Bought something at a con, check. Woke up in a forest, check. Ate how many ponies...you may need to see a preacher on that one. The journey of a biomechanical tyrannosaurus and his young. What could possibly go wrong?
I was just going to a con, I said. I wasn't going to be like the other thousand or so who disappear,
I told myself. Than what do I do in a berserk fury costume, I DO IT ANYWAYS! AND WHY YOU ASK?
FOR THE FUCKING LOLs!
Well the first thing I do when I'm in Equestria is break the Princesses' houses. Then I eat who knows how many folks in old Canterlot, follow by wiping out a whole crap ton of guards. Oh well at least I still got my music…THE FUCK YOU MEAN I GOT TO RAISE FOUR ORGANOID AS MY KIDS! No, FUCK YOU DISCORD!
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1 Chapter:
- Prologue: Nope, not going to fall for it 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC2577