Cover Image

Awful Lot of Coffee in Equestria

by NorrisThePony
A collection of Celestia, Luna, and Cadance's cynical conversations over coffee.

Every week, Equestria's princesses take a break from ruling their kingdom and discuss life. Usually over coffee.

Here are their assorted conversations.

Cover art by Grennadder. The story is marked complete because it's not a writing priority of mine, more a palette cleanser I come back to between harder projects

Teen
Complete
Comedy
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
PPP

25436 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
Download:textHTMLePUB

32 Chapters:

  1. A Chapter About Nothing 2016-02-13 22:53:57 UTC
    1324
  2. Power of Love (Is a Curious Thing) 2016-02-15 02:07:14 UTC
    725
  3. The Best Night Ever (For Everypony Except Celestia) 2016-02-17 01:56:12 UTC
    903
  4. This Chapter is Literally About Maple Syrup 2016-03-01 17:41:08 UTC
    586
  5. Awful Lot of Soda In Equestria 2016-03-03 21:46:53 UTC
    617
  6. A Beginner's Guide to Subpar Conversationalism * 2016-03-08 21:53:39 UTC
    759
  7. Saddle-lite of Love 2016-03-15 14:15:53 UTC
    443
  8. The Stars Kinda Just Twinkle... 2016-03-19 13:13:02 UTC
    623
  9. French Toast Doesn't Come From France 2016-03-22 21:56:00 UTC
    670
  10. Northern Hemispheres 2016-03-27 23:48:42 UTC
    407
  11. Power Levels At A Considerable Distance Above 9 x 10^3 * 2016-03-29 17:13:03 UTC
    1068
  12. Lunage Daydream 2016-04-05 23:25:20 UTC
    593
  13. The First Chapter That's Actually About Coffee 2016-04-12 22:30:03 UTC
    748
  14. Dragon Roost Induced Taxation Boost 2016-04-17 22:55:49 UTC
    881
  15. Someone Keeps Moving My Hair 2016-04-19 15:59:38 UTC
    637
  16. Never Mind the Paperwork, Here's Celestia 2016-04-30 14:16:24 UTC
    1020
  17. The Power of Love Is Actually A Terrifying Thing 2016-05-03 13:50:42 UTC
    1024
  18. In A Café, Plenty Of People Can Hear You Scream So Keep Your Voice Down 2016-05-10 13:53:12 UTC
    1013
  19. ...But Tuesday's Just As Bad 2016-05-17 22:02:56 UTC
    604
  20. Life During Imaginary Wartime * 2016-05-24 17:25:36 UTC
    923
  21. Luna Has The Right To Music 2016-06-08 02:00:26 UTC
    986
  22. It's Usually Better if True Love Waits * 2016-06-14 23:29:06 UTC
    1087
  23. Twilight Writes A Letter to Equestria's Equivalent of TMZ (Bonus Chapter) * 2016-06-29 02:22:12 UTC
    695
  24. Ordinary Average Mares 2016-06-29 02:20:11 UTC
    522
  25. Pet Standing Alone 2016-07-05 19:48:58 UTC
    754
  26. The Name Game Sucks, Let's Play Something Different 2016-07-12 18:31:41 UTC
    712
  27. Sparkle, T. (2016). Quoted in 'Collected Equestrian Speeches of the Newest Century.' Canterlot, Equestria. Trottingston Publishing. * 2016-07-19 23:50:23 UTC
    813
  28. Goodbye Horses, I'm Flying Over You 2016-07-27 02:34:59 UTC
    463
  29. What Is To Never Be Is To Be And Should Never Be 2016-08-09 17:25:02 UTC
    1203
  30. Definetely A Weird Sort of Homecoming 2017-04-04 12:53:49 UTC
    740
  31. Celestia Likes Cake But Who the Heck Doesn't 2017-06-04 18:27:01 UTC
    777
  32. I'm the Leader of Equestria, AMA 2020-09-09 17:09:20 UTC
    1116