
You Are Corporal Punishment!
Too many ponies in Equestria have committed terrible crimes and gotten away with it. The problem has become so bad that Princess Twilight has turned to the only creature in Equestria capable of delivering the swift, righteous, stinging judgment these naughty ponies need:
You!
You are Corporal Punishment, the only human in Equestria, and you have the tools necessary to put all the criminals, delinquents, schemers, traitors, terrorists and lawbreakers in their places. Armed with a thick wooden paddle, a rawhide whip, a collapsible cane, and a bad attitude, it is your sworn duty to find every bad pony in Equestria and deliver a harsh, brutal spanking to each and every one for their crimes!
This is a massive collaboration effort in celebration of my 700 followers. Not meant to be taken seriously. Full of completely tongue-in-cheek humor and crazy moments, and may contain crackfic-style situations, continuity in only its loosest possible definition, and some kinky moments where discipline and punishment should be. Each author will be credited in the title of his/her respective chapter. Character tags to be added as more chapters are posted.
If you wish to add a chapter of your own, see THIS GROUP for details. ![]()





12 Chapters:
- You Spank Starlight Glimmer for Futzing with Time and Other Sick Stuff (by LightningSword) 2016-02-14 07:24:40 UTC2550
- You Spank Twilight Sparkle for the Mare Do Well Incident (by Golden Flare) 2016-02-14 07:24:58 UTC845
- You Spank Sunset Shimmer for Becoming a Raging She-Demon (by Jmaster99) 2016-02-14 07:25:07 UTC1881
- You Spank Derpy Hooves for Ruining Cranky and Matilda's Wedding (by Zyrah) 2016-02-15 18:38:54 UTC1210
- You Spank Trixie for Never Restoring Pinkie's Mouth, and Twilight for Forgiving Her Too Easily (by The Castaway Pariah) 2016-02-15 18:39:04 UTC1603
- You Spank Applejack for Not Dealing with the Flim-Flam Brothers Effectively (by Lethally Insane) 2016-02-16 00:44:49 UTC1020
- You Spank Adagio Dazzle for Attempted World Domination (by Harms Way) 2016-02-21 18:48:12 UTC2539
- You Spank Fluttershy because She Asked You To . . . Literally (by lord-steak) 2016-02-21 18:48:49 UTC1639
- You Spank Nightmare Moon for Attempting to Conquer Equestria (by grey mane) 2016-02-21 18:50:13 UTC1283
- You Spank Moon Dancer for Missing Out On the Best Things in Life (by Sdrawkcabsitxetsiht) 2016-07-30 03:41:27 UTC835
- You Spank Photo Finish for Photographic Shenanigans (by Jarvy Jared) 2016-08-06 09:42:48 UTC2977
- You Spank Sandbar for Almost Causing an Inter-species War (by denneylaw) 2018-10-06 04:49:13 UTC1742