Cupcakes. An Alternate Ending.
Chapter 2: Dashing Through the Hospital
The Ponyville Hospital was a maze among mazes. Pinkie was dashing through the entire hospital about 3 days later to check on her friend, except she didn't remember where her room was. Then she realized, "Wait. I can ask the receptionist." The Bouncy Bubbly Pink Party Pony asked what room Dash was in. The receptionist said, Room 773H. Pinkie went to the "H" wing, and went to Floor 7. "769H, 770H, 771H, 772H, AHA! 773H!", she murmured to herself. She looked through the glass window. She asked the nurse if she was going to live. The nurse opened her mouth. Pinkie's heart skipped a beat. The nurse said, "Yes." Pinkie leaping in excitement, she asked,"How long until she's all better?" The nurse said,"Well its going to take about a month." Pinkie's heart sank. "Oh, Okay." Then she left.
Cupcakes. An Alternate Ending.
Chapter 4: A Little Bit Shy
Now you may have seen with the last one that I have broken the fourth wall AND swore! DEAL WITH IT (Insert cool sunglasses over my face) But in all seriousness it is like one in the morning so I will get a bit lazy with these. Here is the chapter. Pinkie then realized she also had Rarity, Fluttershy, and Applehorse. I mean Applejack. In her basement. So when Rainbow was let out, she put a new pony in. This time it was Fluttershy. But when Rainbow was out, she didn't remember the massacre at all! (Lucky Pinkie) Rainbow wanted to know where her friends were, and Pinkie replied with, "They are out on an adventure to save the world. Again. For like the seventh time this month." Rainbow was puzzled. "Well then why aren't you with them?" "I stayed back to take care of you silly!" The pink pony replied. "Oh." Rainbow said. Then she sent Rainbow to go take a nap. When she was out of sight, Pinkie went back to Sugarcube corner and then she repeated the process with Fluttershy. When she got to the hospital Nurse Redheart came and said, "This has to stop. Pinkie, why are you bringing a load of dead bodies to the hospital and why are they all your friends?" "Fuck", Pinkie thought to herself.
Cupcakes. An Alternate Ending.
Chapter 1: A Pink Odyssey
As Pinkie cut through Dash's jaw, she noticed Dash was unresponsive. Pinkie slapped the seemingly sleeping mare, as she saw it, multiple times. She injected multiple adrenaline needles, but nothing worked. She was dead. Pinkie said to herself, "Wow, I... actually killed her." The pink pony was covered head to hoof with a dark liquid. Pinkie started to recollect what she just did to her best friend. Pinkie was starting to cry. "Oh Celestia, I didn't think this through enough." The crying pink mare screamed, "SOMEPONY HELP ME!!!" Pinkie wanted to go kill herself. But first, bring Dash back to life. She picked up the blue filly and ran to Twilight's house. "TWILIGHT" She screamed, running through the open door to find no pony there. Pinkie started running around town screaming, "HAS SOMEPONY SEEN TWILIGHT??" One particular mare told her that no pony has seen her for three months. Pinkie then realized, she killed Twilight 3 months ago. Pinkie started screaming, "WE NEED A NURSE, STAT" in the particular pink pony fashion, as if she were playing doctor. But this was real. There just so happened to be a nurse pony around her, buying some hay fries. The nurse said, "GET THIS BLUE FILLY TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!" So Pinkie did.
Chapter 3: The Twilight Saga (I couldn't think of any other puns.)
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Cupcakes. An Alternate Ending.
Chapter 3: The Twilight Saga (I couldn't think of any other puns.)
Just as Pinkie left the hospital, she realized that Twilight was still in her basement. And she would have to mark it as some accident. I am probably going to make it extra dull and void of the storyline in MLP and FanFictions cos' its late at night. Pinkie started to her house, very casually. Then she let out a huge gasp, as if she were pretending there was a crime scene inside. She grabbed Twilight and started screaming bloody murder. Because it was. GET IT? Anyways, Pinkie went to the hospital and sent Nurse Redheart on the job. Nurse Redheart looked at her funny. Then she asked,"Why are you bringing in so many dead ponies? At this rate we will have to have a lot of ponies that know the resurrection spell. And that is a rare trait!" Pinkie started to sweat as reality itself started to sank in. "Uh... heh.. um..." Pinkie couldn't think of an excuse. "Uh... There is a murderer!" The rotting corpse still in her hands... hooves... WHATEVER! Nurse Redheart looked at her even funnier like she was stupid. "No shit. How else will there be TWO dead bodies covered in blood." Pinkie just ran away. And since this MLP Logic I don't have to explain why Nurse Redheart didn't chase after her :D