Don't Let Idiots Into Equestria

Okay, I was awake. Heidi and I popped up at the same time.

"IS THE NEW EPISODE ON YET?!" We screamed simultaneously.

I then had a sudden realization, everything around us was animated!

"Uh, Heidi?"

I turned my head and saw her, a white pegasus pony with blue eyes and a golden mane. I, for lack of a better word freaked out. Oh wait, I found a better word! I screamed. Me, screaming. Heidi turned around to look at me, then she joined my screaming. When that finally stopped we just stared at each other for what felt like months. And then things got even weirder! We stared poking each other, ruffling each other's wings, and playing with our manes. We didn't really say anything except for the occasional "what?" or "how?". I mean, there was NO way this could happen! We were ponies! This it's not physically possible! Yet there we were, in Equestria. And before you say anything we were not dreaming! Trust me (for any further questions please refer to my bruised leg.) I'm not entirely certain how long we were sitting there but, after a few minutes a female voice chimed in behind us. "Uh, hello?" I knew instantly who it was, I think Heidi did too. We slowly turned around and there she was... "TWILIGHT," we both shrieked, "OMIGOSH!!!!!!!!!!" Twilight stared at us for a moment and then said, "Did you hit your heads or something?"

"Nope," I said quickly, "we're just, uh, from out of town?" Twilight raised an eyebrow. I elbowed Heidi. She grunted and turned. I nodded at Twilight.

"YEP," Heidi said anxiously, "OUT OF TOWN!"

"Uh, okay," said Twilight, "what are your names?" Our names? Oh jeez! I never thought about that! What should they be?! Then, I had an idea.

"I'm Firefly and this is Muffin Top!"

Muffin Top gave me a look that said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" and I gave her a look that said "What else was I supposed to do?"

Twilight smiled and said, "Nice to meet you. I'm Twilight Sp-"

"SPARKLE" Muffin Top and I screeched together.

"Uh, yeah," said Twilight rather confused. I cleared my throat and blushed awkwardly.

"Princess Twilight Sparkle," I said "the Princess of Friendship if I'm correct?"

"You are correct"

I laughed awkwardly, "Greeeeeaaat!"

"Where exactly do you two live?"

"Uh," babbled Muffin, "we live, uh, I don't know."

"Maybe I could help you find some place to live," said Twilight sweetly, "if you WANT my help."

"OF COURSE WE DO" I blurted without thinking.

"Great," said Twilight, "come to my castle at, say, 5:30."

"Okay," said Muffin Top, " we'll see you then!" Twilight smiled and walked away. We smiled and waved.

"She can see right through us can't she?"

"Yep"