Don't Let Idiots Into Equestria

Muffin Top and I sat in Sugarcube Corner for most of the day. "I still can't believe this happened," I said.

"I know right," said Muffin Top, "this is supposed to be a Maple Bacon doughnut! But, there's only grass on it!" She pushed an uneaten doughnut towards me. I sighed and said "It's a Maple HAYcon doughnut!"

"Ohhhhhhh!"

"So now it sounds appetizing?"

"Nope," she used her wing to push it closer towards me, "still don't want it!"

"Ugh! We've been over this Muffin Top! Not only is eating hay the norm for ponies, but it's delicious!" I took a large bite of the doughnut. Through my mouthful I mumbled: "See? This is so good!" She sighed and I raised an eyebrow. I pushed the rest of the doughnut towards her with my wing. "FINE!!" She took a small bite and then shoved the entire pastry into her mouth.

"See? Hay is AWESOME!"

"Fine," she said, "it's great!"

"EXACTLY!" Muffin Top rolled her eyes. I crossed my front legs on the table and rested my head on them. I stared up at the cupcake shaped clock that hung from the wall. "5:25," I said, "almost time!"

"We should get moving!" Muffin Top stood up.

"Why? There's still five minutes to 5:30."

"You know Twilight," said Muffin Top, "she'll have a mental breakdown if we're late."

"Okay. One, I DON'T know Twilight. And two, she's not going to have a breakdown if two random idiots she just met are late!" Muffin Top giggled. "What?"

"It's just that you said we are idiots," Muffin laughed.

"Yeah, so? It's true."

"And we're ponies."

"Your poi- oh, don't you dare!"

"So does that mean we're EQUESTRIAN Idiots?"

"Great job Muffin, you just ruined Green Day for me!" Muffin Top giggled again. I sighed, "Let's go!" The two of us trotted out the door.