My Little Pony: Friendship is Overpowered (ocalhoun Short Story Edition)

I stared down at the pink fuzzy face on my finger.

"What." It wasn't even a question - I was just that dumbfounded.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!"

I blinked at it - her? - it.

"What's your name?" It waved back and forth, independent of my own muscle movements. "Do you like parties?"

There was a sudden shouting from... somewhere? "Pinkie! Get back here! You aren't supposed to cross universal boundaries like that!"

"But Twilight-"

"Come on!"

There was a slight grumbling, and she shimmered away. I flexed my pinkie finger in relief.

I was still left with one statement. "What."