The life and times of Lafayette Ryder

It’s been a long night and I slept soundly despite the liver killing amount of alcohol in my body. Pinkie Pie visits my dreams several times, what a naughty pony she is, and so does Lizzie. At one point they both visit me at once, that was awkwardly arousing. Sometime around four in the afternoon my brain finally decides that it has gotten enough sleep for one day. I open my eyes and blink groggily.

“Never again…Unless I can get a spell to kill hangovers that is.”

I notice that Twilight, being the awesome pony she is, already helped me out a great deal.

When I wake up my headache, but not my stomach ache, is gone… and so are all of my clothes.

“What the hell?”

I’m lying naked on Dash’s couch, and Dash is lying on top of me. The worst part of this is the incredibly awkward position we are in. 69 anypony? Dash’s tail is on my head and I have a perfect view of parts of a pony I never would have guessed I’d be seeing so often. Goddamn that was some strong weed.

I push Dash’s ass away from my face and sit up, waking the sleepy pony on my chest as I do.

“WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO!?!”

“That’s what I want to know.”

Dash turns herself around and looks me in the eye, whether she means to or not her tail flicks against me and causes the awkwardness between us to grow.

Literally.

“So did we…?”

“I think we did.”

“Oh, well…did you…you know…”

“Did I enjoy it?”

“Yeah.” Dash blushes massively breaks eye contact and scoots back…right onto my lap. She yelps quietly but doesn’t move. Instead she looks down at me with an evil grin on her muzzle.

“Wanna go again?”

I look at the blue Pegasus sitting on top of me, I look down at myself, and I look around the room for a moment and think about the situation I find myself in currently. What would Charlie Sheen do if this happened to him?

Well I don’t have any coke on me so…

“What the hell, let’s do this!” Dash pins me down and we recreate all the memories from last night that neither of us had the slightest recollection of.

And damn was it fun.