Author's Note

This Chapter will include visions of the future

and

Sexual scenes

Anger Management is my middle name

(POV Careless Whisper)

Where am I? What is this place?

"Ah good your awake," said a slightly robotic voice.

"Who's there?"

"Don't move to quickly."

"Who are you?"

"I am Delta."

"Where am I?"

"You are in Hell."

"WHAT!"

"That was just meant as a joke."

"That wasn't cool at all."

"You are correct that it wouldn't be cool to go to hell," said the robotic voice. "It would be hot."

".....Really," I said while facehoofing with my left arm. "Wait I have a left arm."

"Yes you do," said a new voice.

"Who are you."

"Well I would be the one who picked you up a week ago," said the new figure.

"Wait i've been asleep for a week!?"

"That would be correct."

"Sir why are you not using your voice modifier?"

"If I want to make a good impression then I have to be myself."

"Why were you not the same with the princesses?"

"Because the nerdy purple girl was there and she would want to study me."

"She still wants to study you."

"Yeah...but I did get to act like a complete badass."

"Sir you are acting quite immature for your age."

"HEY!!!"

"Inside voice please."

"What the buck is going on here?"

"Here's the short version," before he could even begin a blur of pink shot out of a small crack in the wall and started talking.

"Wellhellomynameispinkiepiehowyadoin!" (Well hello my name is pinkie pie how ya doin!)

"Uhmmm good."

"Thatissuperdyduperdygreat." (That is superdy duperdy great)

"Why are you here?"

"Ohthatsrighttheauthorwantedmetotellyoutheshortversionbutunfortunatelyi'vegottago!"
(Oh thats right the author wanted me to tell you the short version but unfortunately i've gotta go!)

"Um bye," were the two words that left my lips as the pink blur shot off. "Do you know her?"

"Nope."

"That would be a negative."

"Well buck."

(POV Alpha)

Ha this was easier than I thought. Thank that purple nerd for her help.

"How did she help again sir?"

"In return for me giving her blueprints to the camera and many other high tech stuffs. She lended me that freak of nature named pinkie pie."

"Ah yes that.....thing."

"HEY!"

"What?"

"Does my arm and leg do anything special?"

"..."

"What?"

"You can fuckin walk and your askin about upgrades."

"Well...."

"You...Can...Walk."

"Heh heh heh...."

"And your left arm turns into a laser cannon."

"Awesome!"

"Just be careful with it ok."

"Sure thi- BOOM!"

"Delta damage report?"

"He shot the hot tub."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

(POV Luna)

"Where am I?"

"You are in your cage whore."

"Who are you?"

"You ask that every morning. I guess your still hoping this is all a dream."

"It is a dream."

"No it's a living nightmare and I am it's creator."

"Well then who are you?"

"I am The king of the Caribou."

"Sister~ where are you?"

"Ah there is your sister."

"Celestia!"

"Oh Luna dear just give in already," she calmly stated before getting on her knees before the Caribou. "You just have to feel the warmth and you'll just take it all in."

"Yes Luna take it all in."

"Mmphmm," was all that could be heard from Celestia. "Mmphm mmmmm."

"See she knows here place now you must know your's."

"Noooooo-mmmmphmmm!"

(POV Night Guard #1)

"Ahhhhhhh!"

"Princess!" I yelled bursting through the door. "What is the matter?"

"Do not worry my guard it for it was just a dream."

"Are you sure your ok?"

"No."

"Would you like me to wait here until you calm down?"

"That would be nice...as long as you don't ever tell anypony."

"Ok princess I won't."

"Thank you...."

"My name is dark wing."

"Ah yes thank you Dark Wing."

(POV Alpha)

"What the hell is this thing?" I said after turning on my voice modifier.

"That would be the friendship express," said Careless who now wore skinny jeans and a blue sweatshirt over a aqua blue T-shirt.

"What the hell type of name is that?"

"It runs on the powers of friendship...and coal."

"The powers of friendship?"

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Stop your both acting like children," yelled the tin can who was named Delta.

"ALPHA!!!" yelled a high pitched voice.

"Oh shit it's the book horse!"

"Oh look it's the princess of friendship," said Careless with a slight squeal.

"Sir it appears your nemesis is here too."

"Wait who is your nemesis?"

"Designation Gay Rainbow."

"You mean rainbow dash."

"Yeah."

"What's so bad about her."

"I made a joke and she kicked me."

"What type of joke?"

"A homophobe joke."

"Asshole."

"Sir I agree with Careless you are indeed an Asshole."

"Shut it ya tin can."

"It would be quite beneficial to us if you...oh how do you humans say it?" Delta seemed to get lost in thought for a few seconds. "Oh! you should play nice."

"Fine i'll be uhggg...nice"

(POV Twilight)

Wow I wonder why Alpha is here. Could it be about that weapon the noble had.

"Twilight slow down!" yelled Rainbow Dash.

"I can't Rainbow."

"What do you mean you can't?"

"I mean i'm late for the train!"

"What about the others?"

"...uh oh."

"That's right Twi you forgot your friends."

"Um well...wait a second is that Careless?"

"Careless and Alpha together?"

"I think so."

"No bucking way."

"Ah called it Rainbow," said Applejack once she caught up to us. "Now give me my bits."

"What did you bet on?" I asked.

"Whether or not that Alpha feller was gay."

"I bet he wasn't," was Rainbow's reply."

(POV Delta)

"What did you bet on? Whether or not that Alpha feller was gay. I bet he wasn't."

"Sir I believe I should notify you of something."

"What is it Delta?"

"Sir it seems they believe you are gay."

"WHAT!

(POV Cadence)

Oh the crystal cock has made this wonderful life for us mares. So so wonderful.

"Cadence come here please."

Ooh Shining was home. He was always the biggest of them all. Even bigger than the caribou.

"I'm a little hard. Come and take care of this for me.

"Yes master," I said before wrapping my mouth around the large head of his cock. I then began to slowly bob up and down on his cock but I was taken by surprise when another large cock penetrated my ass.

"Shining how are you?"

"I am well King Dain. how are you?"

"I am doing fine but I have not come here to chat."

"Then what have you come for?"

"The rebellion. Have you found it?"

"Not yet sir but we are getting close."

"Have it done by Hearths Warming Eve or i'll find someone who can."

"But sir that only five mont-

"Have it done."

"Y-yes sir."

"SLURP!" was the only sound that left Cadence as she sucked her master's dick and took the king in her ass.

(POV Alpha)

"Heytherejustincaseyouforgoti'mPINKIEPIE!"

"FOR THE HUNDREDTH FUCKING TIME YES I KNOW YOU NAME!!!"

"Ohcoolbythewayareyougay?"

"No i'm not gay. Why the fuck do you think that?!"

"Ooooh you said a naughty word mister. Now I have to wash out you moth with soap."

"I swear to God that if you touch me I'll blast you to the moon."

"You should respect other ponies."

"Well you should respect your elders!"

"Hey quiet down back there," shouted the orange pony from the front of the coach.

"How about you make me bitch."

"Thats it ahm comin back there."

"Bring it ya slutty hick!"

"What did you call me?"

"Sorry if you didn't hear me. Your ears must be clogged full of jizz!

"Shut it ya varmint."

"No you."

"Uhg come back here."

"YOINK!", I shouted and stole her hat.

(POV Delta)

"I am sorry for his behavior. He must have forgotten his medication...again."

"Can you get him to stop?"

"Unfortunately I can't miss Twilight."

"Please just call me Twilight."

"Ok Twilight."

"So how did you and Alpha meet?"

"969,018 years ago Jo-Alpha's father created me."

"969,018 years!"

"Did I stutter?"

"Well no but I just didn't believe you."

"It was a rhetorical question."

"Oh ok."

"GIVE BACK MY HAT!!!"

"SHIT SHIT SHIT DELTA HELP ME!!!"

"Sorry sir but you deserve this."

(POV Careless)

"CARELESS HELP ME!!!"

"Inside voice."

"Come and fucking help me ya cypony!"

"Alright alright i'm coming."

"What does he mean cypony?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"He means this," I said and transformed my arm into a cannon.

"Woah...Awesome."

"Miss Applejack I would highly advise you to step away from my employer."

"But ah need my hat."

"Alpha return her hat or I will disclose some very valuable in formation of yours."

"What type of information?" asked Twilight."

"Well I Promised JOH-

"WAIT!" Alpha yelled. "Here take back your damn hat."

"Now that that is settled lets all enjoy a nice and peaceful train ride."