(POV Morgan "GOD" Freeman)

Ahhh Ponyville. A small and peaceful town just a few miles from Canterlot but this is no normal town it is the home to the Elements of harmony Laughter, generosity, honesty, loyalty, kindness, and magic. These six elements all form the magic of friendship and with the magic of friendship you can defeat anything.

"What the hell is this bullshit?"

Shut up Alpha I'm trying to introduce the chapter.

"What?"

The author called in a favor.

"Oh ok."

Now then back to the intro. Th-

"Hey Morgan."

Stop breaking the fourth wall Pinkie. Your going to make the author angry.

"Ok ok bye bye."

Now then back to the intr

(POV Alpha)

"YAWN!!!"

"Hello sir it is good to see you awake."

"What do you mean awake?"

"After antagonizing Applejack you soon fell asleep."

"Perfect. Hey where's Careless?"

"The element of generosity offered him some new clothing."

"Do you have any idea where they are?" I asked and slowly sat up finally noticing that I had been sleeping on a park bench."And where are we?"

"We are currently in a park."

"No shit sherlock."

"I would suggest we go find them."

"Yeah that's probably a good idea. Especially with all of the ponies staring at us." I calmly stated in front of the few dozen ponies.

"Clank clink Clank clink Clank!" rang out a loud metallic sound.

"Excuse me sir but you are not allowed to sleep there."

"Sorry about that."

"It is alright but please don't do it again."

"Oh don't worry I won't"

"Sir I believe it would be a good idea to find the princess's castle."

"Oh so you are Alpha," stated a slightly surprised guard. "I didn't expect you to be so large."

"That's what she said."

"That was very inappropriate sir," said delta while the guards struggled to hold in their laughter.

"Faggot" I said in a quiet voice.

"Sir your microphone is still on."

"Shit."

"I don't know exactly what is going on but the princess sent me to find you."

"I wonder why/"

"She seemed to believe you got lost."

"HA me lost never."

"Sir I believe it would be in our benefit to follow the guard."

"Fine let's go."

(POV Twilight)

I was currently pacing around my castle and somehow wearing a hole in the crystal floor, when Alpha was finally brought in by my guards.

"-ant me to do an impersonation of Twilight?" he said to the guards that were following him.

"It looks like she isn't here so it should be fine," the guard said as he looked around for me but not seeing me behind a pillar.

"Ok here I go," Alpha said before his helmet made an odd noise and my own voice started to spew from it. "Oh Alpha it's so big can I please touch it?"

"HAHAHAHAHA," laughed all of the guards.

"Mmmm and it smells delicious," another round of laughter. "Please Alpha give it to me give me the popsicle and whipped cream," and another. "I just love the taste," and another. "Please it tastes better that my daddy's popsicle," and then there were a few seconds of silence and I thought it was over until.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is amazing," Shouted out the captain of the guard.

"Oh and I just love all of the guards' popsicles too."

"HAHAHAHAHA I-I can't breath."

"AHEM!" I coughed to let them know of my presence.

"OH hello princess we didn't notice you," said a shivering guard. "We were just bringing Alpha to you."

"Thank you," I quietly said. "Now please LEAVE!!!"

(POV Delta)

"Note to self," It seems that all female ponies posses quite large lungs, which allow them to yell louder than a sonic boom. It also seems I will need to install a large noise compensator for dealing with this species. In other news it seems that Alpha is currently getting beaten with a large magically levitating piano.

"-ND THAT AND THAT AND THAT!"

"Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow."

I am still unable to determine whether or not he requires assistance. So because of this unfortunate circumstance I have decided to just video tape the current battle. "End note."

(POV Careless)

"Ah darling that color looks absolutely perfect on you."

"Really?"

"Yes really although it is a shame that your robotic prosthetics can't change color."

"Oh yeah but I bet if we got Pinkie to help us paint my prosthetics."

"Oh what a wonderful idea darling."

"Hey can I have some help!" shouted the small voice of spike, who had somehow been buried underneath a pile of fabrics.

"Oops sorry about that Spikey Wikey," said Rarity as she levitated the fabrics.

"No problem Rarity."

"BOOM!"

"What was that?!" I shouted in surprise.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" came a loud and girlish scream.

"CRASH!"

Rarity and I quickly ran outside with Spike right on our heels. Once behind Rarity's home we found a large and smoking crater.

"Hello," I curiously asked keeping my cannon trained on the crater.

"Want a popsicle," asked the dazed voice of Alpha.

"What flavor?" I asked the clearly damaged Alpha.

"Di-

"AHHH YOU BASTARD YOU EMBARRASSED ME RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE GUARD FORCE!!!" Screamed a enraged Twilight who was carrying an upside down Delta.

"Alert alert energy readings spiking!" he repeated over and over as we all watched a large ball of purple energy form above her.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!" she screamed as she released the large magical blast.

"Oh shit," were the only two words I could mutter before I was blinded by a white light and heard a single word.

"Yoink."

Author's Note

Ya'll I am so sorry for being delayed. Ive had some stuff going on lately.

p.s. I also went on a few vacations so yeah.