(POV John/Alpha)

I had just gotten down to my base at around two o'clock and the duel was scheduled for six. This gave me around three hours but i wanted to be early so I would leave at around five.

“Delta guess what.”

“What?”

“I’m gonna become a fucking noble.”

“Did you do a favor for Celestia or Luna?”

“No all I did was get challenged to a duel.”

“Against who?”

“Some bratty pegasus noble.”

“So is this a duel to the death?”

“I don’t know but the dude had steam blowing out of his nose by the time our conversation was done.”

“Don’t you mean argument?”

“No it was just a heated conversation.”

(POV Noble who’s name I don’t care about)

“Sir are you doing alright?” asked the butler at the front door to my mansion.

“No.”

“What is wrong if I may ask?”

“I have recently challenged a creature to a duel for what we own.”

“So if he dies you get his possessions and if you die it’s the other way around.”

“Correct but I won’t be dining because I have a secret weapon.”

“What sort of weapon?”

“Follow me and i’ll show you.”

“Yes sir.”

“This great weapon was found in the jungles of the east and was being guarded by a tribe of gorillas.”

“What is this great weapon that they possessed?”

“They did not have a name for it but said it was created by their gods the ancient ones.”

“What does it do?” the butler asked as his employer pulled out a musket like object.

“It does this,” I said while pointing the object at him and pulling the trigger.

“Sir what are you doi-

“ZAP!” was the sound made as a golden beam blasted forth from the end of the barrel and incinerated the butler’s upper torso.

“Oh well I guess I better clean this up.”

“ZAP!”

(POV John/Alpha)

“Hey Celly hows it going,” I said to the solar goddess as I once agin blasted out of the hole in the floor.

“First off don’t call me that and second do you even know the rules of this duel?”

“Nah but I guess I’ll jus beat him up till he gives up.”

“Noble duels are usually just like that but I want you to be careful not to beat him up too much.”

“Fine I won’t break him unless he tries to kill me.”

“Now let us go to the gardens it is almost time for the duel.”

“Awesome.”

(POV Noble)

“Now you know the deal correct?”

“Sure thing boss man,” said the gruff voice of an earth pony stallion.

“So all we have to do is grab him when you say the words “Now you shall know my wrath” ?”

“Correct.”

“And our payment?”

“After I win.”

“Fine,” the second stallion said with a huff.

“Good now go up to the gardens and hide while I prepare for the duel.”

(POV Twilight)

I had decided to attend the duel even though spike advised that I didn’t.

“Twilight are you ok?” asked my coltfriend Flash Sentry.

“I am fine.”

“Ok you just spaced out is all.”

“I’m just thinking is all.”

“Ok.”

“So where am I supposed to meet this dude?” said the deep voice that belonged to Alpha.

“Over here,” replied Celestia.

“Hello princess,” I shouted

“Hello Twilight.”

(POV John/Alpha)

“Ah so you decided to show up beast,” came the voice of the brat.

“Oh yeah I came I’m just surprised your mommy let you come.”

“I’ll have you know that she believes that what i’m doing is protecting the family honor.”

“Ok then if you want to protect your honor then that’s fine with me.”

“Whatever beast but now prepare to taste steel,” he said and drew a gilded sword from a overly decorated case.

“Hahahahaha oh god your gonna make me cry.”

“You should cry in the face of this mighty blade.”

“No I mean cry while laughing because you are most definitely using that thing as compensation for your tiny dick.”

“No I am not.”

“Your right you don’t even have anything to compensate for.”

“Argh today you will die.”

“Nah it’s not my time yet,” I said as I drew my own blade.

(POV Celestia)

Are they really just going to sit here and insult each other all day.

“Now I do not like battle but will you please go ahead and fight because I have better things to do today.”

“Princess I am only warning this beast of what could happen to it.”

“That is fine my little pony but now,” she raised her hands into the air. “Let the duel commence!”

“Thank you for starting the duel princ-oof.”

“Ha take that ya little fucker.”

(POV Noble)

“You dare interrupt me while I am speaking!”

“Yeah I do.”

“You shall die beast!” I yelled and charged forward.

“Not today!”

(POV Alpha)

This faggot actually thinks he can beat me. I have run hundreds of training simulations against greater warriors than him.

“Die!” he yelled as he tried to spear me on his sword.”

“Nope,” I said and dodged to the right.

“Stand still so I can kill you!”

“How about no.”

“CLANG!” was the sound that rang out when our blades clashed together.

I pushed him off of me knocking him onto his back and then I raised my sword in the air before stabbing down towards his left leg. Unfortunately he rolled out of the way.

“Now you shall know my wrath!” he yelled.

“Really why are you yelling that I easily have the upper hand,” I said not noticing the two large stallions rushing me from behind until they tackled me to the ground and held me there.

“Now who has the upper hand,” he said as he pulled something off his side.

“What the hell man that’s cheating.”

“There’s no rules in true battle and as such there are no rules here.”

Finally he pulled the pistol like object from his side and pointed it at me.

“What is that.”

“A weapon that was guarded by a gorilla tribe in the jungle. Well it was guarded until I slaughtered them and stole their artifact.”

“But what does it do?”

“This,” he said while pulling the trigger and incinerating the top half of a large statue.

“Well I planned on you doing something like this and brought my own backup.”

(POV Random guard)

“Thump.”

“Thump.”

“Thump.”

What is that strange noise?

“Thump.”

“Thump.”

“Thump.”

It sounds like hoof steps but larger.

“Thump.”

“Thump.”

“Thump,” around the corner came a large robotic creature with some sort of cannon strapped to it’s right arm and some triple barrel musket on his left.

“Identify yourself!” I yelled.

“I am Delta.”

“Well Delta what do you want?”

“To assist Alpha in his indevor.”

“Umm do you know where he is?”

“…no.”

“Follow me and you can see him.”

(POV John/Alpha)

What the hell is that thing and how is it still intact?

“How is that still here it’s been nearly a million years.”

“As I said before it was protected by a tribe of gorillas who made sure it didn’t fall to time.”

“Thump.”

“Thump.”

“Thump.”

“What is that damn noise?” said one of the thugs on top of me.

“It’s your worst nightmare.”

“It’s Celestia wearing a banana suit and trying to rape me.”

“What no it’s Delta.”

“Hello sir would you like for me to dispose of these pitiful mercenaries for you,” said the android that had just exited the castle doors.

“Yes that would be very helpful.”

(POV Mercenary #1)

The large robot thing pointed the cannon it carried straight at us.

“What in the buck,” my companion said as a dim glow formed within the cannon.

As the glow got brighter so did my fear that something was off.

“Lets get out of here," he said before jumping off of the creature we were holding down.

“BOOM!”

A large beam of green light shot out of the cannon incinerating him and turning the ground to molten rock.

“Oh buck,” I said before running off just like he did but before I could get ten hooves I hear a sound.

“ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!”

A group of green energy bolts tore through my mid section.

“Uhg,” was the only sound I could make as I fell to the ground.

(POV Noble)

“How did you do that,” were the only words I got out before I was kicked in the face.

“I didn’t do it delta did,” the beast said pointing to his robotic friend.

“What are you?”

“Your worst nightmare,” came it’s metallic voice.

(POV John/Alpha)

“That was cool but it’s time to finish this.”

Raising my right hand I incased him in a golden glow and lifted him off the ground.

“What are you doing?”

“Something cool but before I do any last words?”

“What do you mean last words your not gonna kill me right.”

“You were gonna kill me so i’m just doing the same,” I said putting my left hand against the right and pulling it away.

“AHHHHH!” was the shriek he let out as his organs exited his body and flopped to the ground.

Off to the side I could hear a few ponies throwing up.

“FATALITY!” Delta said in a dark voice.

Author's Note

I hope you like this chapter because it took me a while to figure out what to write.

I also hope you like the fact that the noble had some ancient weapon.

And finnaly what did you think of the final kill.