(POV Luna)

That creature has the nerve to both disobey and shoot magic blasts at a princess of Equestria and what being has enough strength to destroy a magic diamond that has been infused with magic centuries old. Even my sister and I had trouble doing such a feat and this creature did it with ease if he can do this what else could he do and what could he be plotting.

(POV John/Alpha)

I was currently trying to figure out why the large screen in the main room wouldn’t turn on.

“God damn machine why won’t you work,” I said while kicking the console that would usually activate it in seconds.

“Sir did you check if it was plugged in?”

“Of course its plugged in," I replied walking behind the console “Wait sorry it wasn’t plugged in.”

“Sometimes I wonder why your father chose you to be the last human.”

(POV Luna)

It was probably something evil that only a creature like himself could even begin to create.

“Clunk.”

What was that.

“Hello?” I said half expecting to not get an answer.

“Ow.”

“Who’s there?”

“It’s me auntie Luna.”

“Flurry Heart what are you doing down here?”

“I wanted to thank the creature that saved me,” she answered.

“You shouldn't have come down here and what was that sound I heard?”

“It was this metal thing over here.”

“What metal thing?”

“Come look.”

(POV John/Alpha)

Shit shit shit shit they found a camera. I really hope they don’t take it with them.

“This is quite interesting,” said Luna who I could hear through the camera’s speakers.

“Should we take it back?” asked the small pink alicorn.

“Yes I think that Twilight would like to have a look at this.”

No no no no don’t take it back.

“Alright let’s go back to the surface.”

Damnit.

“Sir I suggest that you come see this.”

“What is it Delta?” I replied with a exasperated sigh.

“It’s about the gene banks.”

“What’s wrong with them.”

“Well the thing is.”

“Come on out with it already.”

“The gene banks are broken and we can’t create humans without mutating them.”

“What?”

“I said-

“No no I heard you.”

“Ok.”

“So what can we do to fix this problem?”

“Like I said we could mutate them or we could ask the ponies for help.”

“Wait did you say we should ask the ponies to help us?”

“Yes I did and if you do this you could get the camera back.”

“That sounds like a good idea.”

“Then go and do it.”

“Shut it ya asshole,” I said before returning to the caves and walking to the ‘entrance’ I made.

(POV Twilight)

This is a marvelous piece of technology that Luna found.

“So you found this near where we met Alpha.”

“Yes we did.”

“What do you think it could be?”

“It looks like some kind of camera.”

“It does Flurry Heart thanks for finding this but shouldn’t you be in school.”

“Well the school was destroyed in the invasion and it isn’t done yet so I’m stuck here with you.”

“Well do you want to help?”

“That would be soooo much fun if it’s cool with you.”

“Um sure you can help.”

(POV Celestia)

I was stuck in the most evil and despicable place and was being tortured by many of the beings of this land. The beings that were doing the torturing were called novels and they tortured me in the land of day court. Oh how I wished for somepony anypony to save me from this great evil.

“Princess are you listening?”

“Oh yes of course I am my little pony.”

“Oh good then I must continue on with telling you how I need to destroy the children’s playground behind my home so that I can build a pool.”

“Are they bothering you with their loudness?”

“Oh no the only reason I want them gone is so I can build there.”

“You request is duly noted and I will send you a letter with my answer.”

“Thank you Princess.”

These nobles why are they so evil.

“So I guess it is my turn next?” said the next noble who was a pegasus. “Well Princess my request is tha-

“BOOM!!!” was the sound made as the ground once again split in two and launched the noble ,who barely caught him self, in the air.

“What is the meaning of this he shouted,” as a stream of golden energy launched a familiar being into the throne room.

“Hey Celly how ya doin.”

Yes yes yes I internal screamed at seeing Alpha.

“Nobles I’m sorry but day court is closed for I must speak with my dear friend Alpha.”

“But I didn’t get to finish my request.”

“The lady said to buzz off ya brat.”

“You would dare talk to me like that beast!”

Oh no.

“Hell yeah I would now fuck off.”

“What did you say to me,” the noble replied with steam literally coming from his ears.

“I siad to go back to you fucking house where you boyfriend is waiting you little shit.”

“I will not allow you to speak to me in this way beast!”

“What ya gonna do about it,” Alpha taunted.

“I challenge you to a sword duel.”

“Oh really,” Alpha replied while drawing his blade. “Well I accept.”

(POV Alpha)

This dude is serious about this duel he even set a date for it to happen later today.

“Alpha why in the name of the sun did you do that?”

“Cool it Celly I only accepted his duel.”

“With nobles if they lose a duel the winner takes all they own and their title as a noble.”

“Really?”

“Yes really.”

“That means I’m gonna be a fucking noble.”

“Please stop with so much profanity.”

“What words do you not want me to say?”

“All of them.”

“Fuck?”

“Yes.”

“Shit?”

“Yes.”

“Cunt, dyke, bastard, bitch, damn, and hell?”

“Yes yes yes yes yes and yes.”

“Wow stop it with so much yes.”

“Why?”

“Cause it sounds like your in here getting fucked.”

“I asked you not to say that word.”

“Ok I won’t but at least I got enough of you voice to replicate it.”

“What?”

(POV Guard out side of door)

“What do you think is going on in there,” I asked the guard next to me.

“All I know is that she is meeting with somepony important.”

“Really I wonder who it is.”

“How the buck would I kn-

“Oh yes yes yes Alpha.”

“What the buck is going on In there?” I said while slowly opening the door to the very awkward sight of Celestia jumping on her ‘friend’.”

“Wait this isn’t what it looks like,” she yelled but I was already gone.

(POV Celestia)

“Why did you do that!?” I yelled at Alpha as he rolled around on the floor laughing.

“Because it was hilarious to see his face.”

“Uhg I will forgive you because you saved me from day court but now tell me why you here.”

“I need some help.”

“Oh really why would I help you especially after what you just did?”

“Because I saved your niece.”

“That is true.”

“Ya don’t say.”

“There is no reason to be sarcastic,” I said to the childish being. “Now what is it that you want.”

“Well first off I want my camera back and second I need help making this,” he said while handing me a blueprint for some form of glass and metal container.

“What is this?”

“A storage container for the gene bank that will allow me to reignite my race.”

“Fine I will help you build this but I don’t have your camera.”

“I’m pretty sure Twilight has it.”

“Alright here are some directions to her location,” I said while handing him a magic map that shows the holder’s location.

“Great also I’m sorry about my immaturity i’ll go tell the guards the truth.”

“Good.”

(POV Guard #2 out side of door)

Oh my Celestia what did we just witness.

“Creak,” was the sound the large throne room doors made as they opened and let a large creature through.

“Oh wow that was awesome.”

“Wait were you and Celestia…doing certain things?”

“No we weren’t doing ‘certain things’.”

“Oh thank Luna I though you two were-

“Fucking?”

“I was going to say bucking but I guess fucking works too.”

“Well we were and I gotta say she is awesome,” said the creature as it pulled out a castle map and walked away.

“Holy buck,” I said as my partner fainted.

(POV Twilight)

Just a few more seconds. At this time I was slowly inching a screwdriver towards one of the small screws holding this thing together but before I could finish something happened.

“Boom,” was the sound made as the doors to my lab in Canterlot burst open.

“Whoever you are why would you blow the doors open when you could just open them normally?”

“Because princess i’m not normal.”

“Alpha?”

“The one and only.”

“Why are you here?”

“To get that back,”he said pointing at the device on the table.

“But it’s mine.”

“No it’s mine Luna and the other alicorn I think her name was Flurry something knocked it on the ground and took it.”

“First off it’s Flurry Heart and second why won’t you let me take this apart?”

“Because you’ll break it.”

“And as if you’d do any better.”

“Hell ya I would do better.”

“And what would you do differently than what i’m doing.”

“Well I’d use my abilities too unscrew the screws and I would ask the owner for help.”

“Alright then will you help me?”

“Yes I will but I’ll do it later.”

“Why?” I said with a slight whine.

“Because I must get ready for my duel and also because your so interested in the camera you can keep it.”

“Wow really?”

“Yeah really.”

“Thank you so much.”

“You welcome and now I must go back to my home.”

“Bye,” I said as he quickly ran off.

Author's Note

I hope you liked the little immature joke on Celestia and the guards.

I am so happy a lot of you like this story and also those of you who want to criticize my work please make it constructive criticism.