Princess Luna has a stupid f------ "Cupcakes" related dream, and, in the pursuit of solace recommended her by a not particularly content-rich self-help book, goes about inquiring as to what other ponies might think of it. There isn't much adventure. None, really. No sex, I'm afraid. Applejack is written poorly. But you should read it anyhow.

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I've always thought crap like "Cupcakes" was, well... Crap. Something so utterly devoid of imagination and thoroughly reliant on borrowing emotional connections established elsewhere that it managed to make a good number of other fan creations seem comparatively decent. As a fan, as a writer, and as someone with some measure of appreciation for the aforementioned emotional connections, I have precisely zero respect for the likes of "Cupcakes."

So I'm "eloquently" expressing that total lack of respect in the form of this fanfic. Luna dreams it because, obviously, she's the dreaming-est pony around, and she shares her dream with other ponies because I need her to do that to make my point. You'll doubtless get my point very quickly; you may have already.