A romantic description of flight: Today, the sky belongs to a bright blue pegasus with a vibrant mane and a propensity for challenging the world below.

Perry wrote morbid MLP fanfics. He never expected to end up in a story of his own. (Cheesy tagline material.)

The increasingly ridiculous story of a cockatrice-turned-alicorn; inexplicably transformed during a particularly rousing game of Checkers against a squirrel with a mechanical paw.

Luna has some idiotic cupcakes-related dream and goes about sharing it with everypony.

That mischievous mare Rainbow Dash, clad in her stealthy form-fitting black outfit (for sneaking), plans to surprise the book-loving, then-unicorn Twilight Sparkle.

This, my first clopfic attempt, explicitly describes a sexual encounter between Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. I've come to believe that ponysmut setup is rather negligible; much like the premise of the horny pizza delivery guy in pornos of old. x3