The Human of Equestria
Chapter 2: Where the heck am I?!
Previous ChapterNext ChapterMy head whipped in the direction of the small voice. It definitely belonged to a little girl, maybe around the age of...I wanna say...10? She had an accent, which honestly sounded adorable.
I walked towards the door, slowly tiptoeing down each step, cringing with the creaks they made. The reason I was so nervous was because this entire world was colorful! Well, sounds like a dumb reason I know...but if you woke up in a completely different place and every sign of life in your house was gone you'd be pretty damn scared too!
I eventually made it to the door, reaching my hand out and grabbing the knob, pulling it open. Whatever I was expecting, it sure as hell wasn't this.
On the other side of the door was a pony! It had a strawberry red mane and tail, along with a butter yellow coat. I stared down at the filly, and it stared back up at me. It looked like a girl, so at least I knew something.
The strangest part wasn't even the colors of her coat and mane, it was the marking on her flank. It looked like a shield, with an apple on it. Inside the apple was a large pink heart. What kind of person would tattoo a pony? It didn't have a use and it didn't seem to have any significance.
I then remembered the voice, and looked around, trying to find the source. I noticed the small filly start to back off,then she ran away, yelling and screaming in terror "M-M-Monster!!!" I believed she yelled.....wait...yelling and screaming?
My eyes grew wide as I recognized the voice. THATs who was talking?! The pony could talk?! I was stunned to say the least, but a cool breeze brought me back to my senses.
I looked down, noticing I was still dressed in nothing my my boxer shorts. I looked out at the field and the town, then looked back at my boxers. The town could wait a minute, I didn't wanna make my first impression with something sticking out ya know?
A few minutes later...
I locked the door behind me then I ran out into the field, now dressed in a light blue polo shirt and jeans. I decided to wear my white Nike's instead of my Vans because Nike's were much more comfortable and much easier to run in.
I ran through the green grass, trying to run as fast as I could to the town directly ahead of me. I looked up, noticing a large group of clouds. Nothing strange here! I continued my running, but slowed down to a nice jog. I didn't wanna waste energy.
I spotted a large castle in the town. It was unlike anything I've ever seen! It was big, and shaped like a tree! it seemed to be made up entirely of crystals, which amazed me the most! Whoever lived in that castle must have been loaded! This only made me even more eager to get to the town.
As I got closer, I couldn't help but notice a shadow continue to zoom by me. But every time I looked up, I was too late and whatever was flying above me was gone. Probably a hawk or a falcon, right?
I sped up to a sprint again, then heard a voice from above. "Take this you big hairless monkey!" I couldn't see who said that because before I knew it, I was tackled into the dirt. I slowly lifted my head from the ground, shaking my head, a bit dazed from the sudden tackle.
"What the heck...what gives?" I managed to say through the grass blades in my mouth. I spat out the blades of grass, once again hearing that same female tomboyish voice behind me.
"What are you doing around here monster?! You better get out of here or else I, Rainbow Dash, will kick your sorry flank into the dirt again!" She said. 'Rainbow Dash?' I thought to myself. 'What's that? Some new flavor of ice cream?'
I slowly got up, dusting off myself before turning around to approach my attacker. My eyes only caught sight of yet another pony, but this one was no filly. It was a mare, but something was off. And I'm not talking about the cyan blue coat or the rainbow mane and tail!
She had wings! She was floating in the air as if she were a butterfly! The last pony didn't have wings, so perhaps there were different types of ponies around here? It took me some time to notice that I was staring at her, what snapped me out of it was her yelling. "Hello? Anypony home?!" I shook my head, then once again looked up at the cyan blue pegasus.
"L-Look, I don't wanna cause trouble! I'm just lookin--" Before I could finish, I was cut off by the rude pegasus.
"Yeah right! You probably wanna attack Ponyville! That's why you were running towards it wasn't it?! Well prepare yourself for a beating!" Ponyville? Seriously? It sounded like something from a little girls show.
I barley managed to dodge her next attempt to tackle me. She was really, REALLY FAST! While she was dazed from hitting the ground, I sprinted towards town, noticing the pegasus named Rainbow Dash hot on my tail.
'Wait...maybe if I wait till the last minute, then take a turn, she won't be able to make the turn! Physics class don't fail me now!' I thought to myself. I kept running as she got closer and closer to me.
'Closer...closer...now!' I took a sharp turn to the right, continuing to run. I looked behind me as I ran, hoping that she couldn't stop only to be greeted with the familiar cyan blue coat. I was tackled to the ground, we rolled around a bit from the collision.
I landed on my back, Rainbow Dash pinned me down so I couldn't move. For a pony, she was actually a lot stronger than she looked! Her magenta eyes glared at me, I shut my eyes and cringed, awaiting the beating.....but nothing happened!
I opened one eye, noticing that she was glowing violet...and she was sparkly! She suddenly floated off of me and levitated in the air.
"Rainbow Dash! That's enough!" Said a voice, yet again female. I turned my head and saw 5 more mares. One was presumably the one who was levitating Rainbow Dash.
She was purple with a star on her flank. She also had a horn and wings. An odd type of pony. What was she? A pegacorn?
The mare next to her was a shade of orange with freckles on her cheeks. She had a pretty big cowboy hat and had apples on her flank. The rest weren't really note worthy.
One was white with a fancy purple hairdo and diamonds on her flank, a unicorn. One was butter yellow with a light pink mane and tail, she was a pegasus. And finally--- 'Hey...I could've sworn there were five. Where'd the fifth one go..?'
"HI!!!!!"
Author's Note
And chapter two is complete! Two chapters in one day! One again, remember to comment and also, please message me if you have any ideas for how to make the formatting for my story better! Also sorry if Rainbow Dash seemed OOC in this. I often have trouble in the beginning, but I think it'll get better as the story goes on.
See ya!
