The Human of Equestria

by MBronyM

Chapter 3: Magical Ponies

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I laid on the ground for what seemed like eternity. My ears were still wringing after 5 minutes of laying there on the ground. It looked like the purple pony was questioning/scolding Rainbow Dash.

The crazy pink pony was staring at me, making silly faces right in front of me. I assume she thought that she upset me and she was trying to cheer me up. I'd be lying if I said that it wasn't working. The pale yellow pony was hiding behind the cowboy pony, who was looking at me a bit suspiciously all while trying to calm down shy yellow over there.

My ears stopped ringing, only to hear the pink pony make silly sounds while making faces. After another minute or two I blocked her mouth with my hand. "I'm fine, I'm fine"

"Okay!" I heard her say, but her voice was muffled by my hand. I slowly got up, knocking the pink one onto the grass and she rolled around. The pegacorn approached me cautiously, then asked me something I was hoping I wouldn't hear.

"Excuse me...I apologize for my friend..." She looked over to the pink bundle of happiness, who was now playing around his my hand for whatever reason. "Err....both of em." She said.

She glared a small bit at Rainbow Dash, who was glaring at me. "Rainbow Dash? Don't you have something you want to say to..." She then looked to me, hoping for a name obviously.

"M-Mitchell" I hesitantly responded. The purple pegacorn would smile and nod, before glaring again at Rainbow Dash. "Don't you have something to say to Mitchell?"

Rainbow Dash just glared at me and responded. "Of course not! I was just protecting Ponyville from this hairless monkey!" Saying this, she flew at me and pointed a hoof at me, which made me flinch and back up slightly.

"Rainbow Dash! Just because he looks different doesn't mean you can just claim he's a monster! What if he were a friend of Princes--I mean, Celestia and Luna, and you just hurt him?"

Hearing this, it caused the rainbow pony to gulp and look down, obviously regretting her choice of approach. She floated down to the grassy ground, looking at the ground, then mumbling. "I'm sorry..."

Hearing this I was unsure of how to approach. Rainbow angry pony says she's sorry. I decide to give her a friendly response. Didn't wanna come off as rude and mean. I gave her a smile and said. "N-No problem, it happens I guess?"

The pegacorn smiled, happy that there would be no fighting between us. "Ok, now that THAT'S out of the way, allow me to introduce ourselves! My name is Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship!" She said.

She then pointed to each of the other ponies while saying their names. "Twilight, Rainbow Dash, AppleJack, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie." I repeated. I HAD to introduce Applejacks to AppleJack! That would be an interesting time!

I looked over at Rainbow Dash, who still seemed a bit upset by her actions. I held out my fist for a...idk...hoofbump? They don't have hands, so I assume they do this instead. "Hey, no hard feelings right?" I asked, giving her a warm smile.

She still seemed a bit untrusting towards me, but returned the gesture, giving my fist a slight bump with her hoof. "Ok...just don't make me have to kick your flank again." She said, smiling cockily. I couldn't help but let out a slight chuckle by how cocky she was.

I looked over to Twilight, I had to ask her this question. "Hey, just wondering. What are you? Are you a pegacorn or something?" I asked. Twilight seemed a bit confused by being called a 'pegacorn.'

"What? Pegacorn? No, I'm what's called an Alicorn. There are only four in equestrian, including myself. All of which are the princesses of Equestria!" She said, a bit proudly.

I was totally gonna keep calling her a pegacorn. And Equestria? What the heck's Equestria? It was clear I wasn't on the same planet anymore. I could tell that from the very beginning actually.

"Actually, that kinda brings up a question that I have for you..." She started. I had no idea she'd ask this. It was clear this world was ruled by dominantly ponies. But I thought there'd at least be a small population of humans. "What are you?" She asked. It was a fair question I guess.

So I went on, explaining that I was a human. Twilight seemed to be confused in the least, but she wasn't the one to ask the next question. "Well, how in tarnation did that big ol' house get in the middle o' the field?" AppleJack would ask.

"Uh...I'd be lying if I told you that I knew how. It's my house, but I don't know how it got here with me." Twilight seemed curious, appearing to be in deep thought.

The unicorn known as Rarity spoke up and said. "Excuse me Mr. Mitchell, I couldn't help but notice your choice of clothing! I like the smart clothing choice! You simply MUST tell me about the fashion where you're from!"

I gave her a bit of a sheepish smile, rubbing the back of my head. "W-Well, I was never really much of a fashion guy, but I could show you some of my clothing if you'd like." This seemed to satisfy her, she seemed excited to say the least.

Twilight once again spoke up. "Well, how about we get you to Ponyville before asking anymore questions. I need to write to the Celestia about this anyways." So we all walked towards the town known as Ponyville. Little did I know, my new life would start here.


Author's Note

Finally finished chapter 3! Like last time, not much to say here. Chapter 4 will either be done tonight or will be done tomorrow. I'll try my best to post as many chapters as I can each day!
See ya! And happy reading!

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