Not Even The Weirdest Thing...
~Twilight Sparkle's POV~
I can't belive the Changelings actually won, I mean just in a matter of days they had taken manehatten and vanhoover. All we have left is the few ponies in this cave the rest of Equestria has been taken by the Changelings for slaves and food. Food, that sure is something, I though Changelings ONLY fed on emotions but ever since the collapse of equestria they have became more savage just tearing ponies apart and eating them. Every attack on a changeling outpost has lead to defeat and anypony that tried to escape the slave pits or death camps were killed instantly. I better go find the others and see if Rainbow has found a food supply in her scouting.
"Rainbow, you here?!" I yell
"Yeah right here, coming."
I hear say from behind a stack of supply crates "rainbow get over here I need to ask you something." I say
"what is it Twi?"
She asks quenstioningly .
"It's about food, we're running low, did you spot any while you were scouting over the rest of the mountains?" I ask.
" Unfortunatly no, but I do have some bad news the Changelings are setting up a prision camp at the foot of the western mountains."
Explained rainbow I don't know what to do if the Changelings send scouts up here, we will be done shipped and off to the prision camp. We need to destroy thag Changeling camp, but we are exponintially out numbered and under-equipped, we need a miriacle.
The Changelings used to easily surrender, now they have became killing machines not stopping until dead or disabled. The catch is, they were bucking hard to kill, thier exo-skeletons blocked out everything from swords, spears, even crossbow bolts , the best weapon we had. The one weapon we had that could even help were the elements of harmony and they were in a Changeling base on the far end of equestria. Something good better happen soon or we're bucked.
~Earth,1989 post apocalypse~
"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIIIIIIITTTTT!!"
I scream as I sprint towords a rusty huey gunship from before the war with these, insect like, things. God, I hope that thing still runs. Now I bet your wondering what I'm doing running from a giant bio-mass on legs wearing mis-match military gear and catcher's shin gaurds with an arm full of ammo trying to get to a rusy old chopper. Well I just happen to be a surviver from the main attack of the, what I like to call 'nasty-ass fucks' and I have to fight for survival everyday and my sanity went out thd door a long time-ago. Now, the reason I'm here is to gather up supplies for my little one man army. Fuck, okay, snap back to realality. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, come on start you piece of shit!
"Now thats what I like to hear!"
I yell as the helicopter's two year dormant engine sputters to life. I laugh as one of the smaller little fucks jumps at the door right as I close it killing it and cracking the glass a little. As the chopper lifts off the ground I look in the back,
"Jack-pot!"
I yell as I see four fully loaded weapons crates. Now, where should I fly? I think I'll go towards that one mountain with the big forest at the base.
"Fuck!"
I scream as ball of acidic goo comes flying at me barely missing the weapons winglet. Damn, I really need to pay more attention. Plus get out of here FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUCKK!
Okay, shit that was close I reeeaally need to stop spaceing out like that. Hey, wait a minute is that lightning storm? Yep, it is aannnnd I'm flying directly into it arn't I? DAMN IT, MOTHERFUCKING, BITCH lightnig and helicopers don't mix at all!
"COME ON START MOTHERFUCKER!"
I scream to no one in particular, AS I PLUMET TOWARDS THE FUCKING GROUND! Shit, this can not end well for me.
"What the fuck is happening!"
I yell in a half asking voice as a bright blue light forms around the helicopter right as the engine dies completely. My head starts pounding, everything heats up, my bones feel like a liquid, is this death? My thought are interupted by the light getting a hell of a lot brighter before I black out.
~Random Watch Pony's POV~
I'm out patrolling the perimeter of our camp for anything suspicous. I spend most of my time watching the new changeling camp for any activity that could hint to them finding us. As I watch the camp something catches my eye about three hundred yards from the Changeling prison camp, a bright blue light flashing through the trees. Could this be something of the Changeling's? I have to go tell Princesse Twilight!
~Changeling Scout's POV~
I don't know what made that light but I hope it was a pony, I could use the meat. I'm almost there at least I think so I'm not quite sure where to go the discription was very vague but unfortunetly for me I was ordered too bring the culprit here...ggrrrr, alive.
"Ah fuck, my hea...HOLY SHIT WHERE ARE MY HANDS!"
That sounded like a pony I don't know what hands are though I better go capture the pathetic little pony.
Maybe when the queen is done with it I can beg for its flesh. Must stay focused, must follow queen's orders. Then I see this pony its clearly a male due to the shape and for some reason appears incredibly happy. It also seems to be wearing lots of clothing and armor of different colors that is in extreme disrepear. The strangest attribute of its body is a close fitting mask that cover most of its face. Enven stranger is the strange object that it is...uuuhhggg, danceing around. The object seems to be mostly green with different colored accents and glass panels towards the widest end, I must tell the queen of the object, for it is far too heavy to lift. First though, I must bring this wretched pony to my queen.
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...That's Ever Happened To Me
~As Of Yet Unknown person/pony's POV~
~ A Few Minutes Earlier~
Ah shit, my head. Hey the chopper landed perfectly thats convi...
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHERE ARE MY HANDS"
I scream realizing that my hands have been replaced with hooves. Okay, has anything else changed? Yep, alot has changed in fact everything from guns to helicopter controls have been altered to be hoof accessable. You know what, this isn't even that bad hell, I have fucking wings for crying out loud. 'CRUNCH' What the fuck was that? I turn to look out the shattered window to see a another pony, but this one looked alot different than I did... oh, god I fucking hate bugs! My pissed-off thoughts are interrupted when it fires a bolt of green energy at my head 'well thats a new one' I think right before being knocked unconcious.
~Rainbow Dash's POV~
Twilight caught wind of a strange occurence at the base of the mountain near the Changeling fort and sent me to go check it out. If I had to guess I'd say some kind of Changeling expirament blew up in thier faces. If I had my choice I'd go tear thier prison fort to the ground but, Twilight's right it would just cause more trouble. 'What the hay is that thing' I think as I see the most likely cause of the occurence. It's a long metal structure with glass windows at one end, a few of the panels on one side look shattered. On top of the object there is a two bladed propeler like the one I have for Tank. Just then I notice a few yellow pegasus feathers inside of the forward compartment with lots of strange buttons and switches, come to think of it it didn't look to be of pony design or Changeling for that matter.
Then I see it a couple more feathers and lines in the dirt where a pony appears to have been dragged towards the Changeling camp, they must of took the pony that left the the feathers, poor bucker. Well, I better go report this to Twilight.
~As Of Yet Unknown Person/Pony's POV~
"Where the fuck am I?!"
I yell sitting upright just to be slammed back onto a... table, I was on an examanation table. Stupid fuckers didn't even restrain me. That motherfucker by the door is going to die. Okay, tactical assesment armed gaurd with its back turned to me, all my weapons still in the helicopter, note to self: find helicopter later, surprisingly they let me keep everything I was wearing even my gas mask had just been pulled up a bit. Now for improvised weapons okay, okay I see a, jump rope? What the hell? Whatever, doesn't matter it will do just fine. I grab the jump rope and sneak up behind the gaurd and begin to strangle it until it stops moving and drag the corpse into a dark corner, there are alot of those here. What the fuck, I just found a ring of old timey keys on the dead gaurd, maybe I'm in some kind of prision camp well, lets find out.
I'm appauled at what I see next, civillians, children, and elderly jam packed into spiked cages. I have to do something even if it kills me. So, grab the dead gaurds keys and dagger and go unlock all the cages...all of them. That really pisses these ugly-ass bugs off and the start chasing us. Eventually we make it the exit, not after starting a few fires of course. We are surronded by thick forest and those bugs chasing gaining on us. I think we're all fucked until I see a glint of metal through the trees, I know instantly what it is and tell the group of ex-prisioners and slaves to meet there. We only have about three minutes until the bugs get here, no where near every...erm pony to fit inside but, that's not the plan. I load the disabled and elderly onto the huey and pull out a few M-60's and show the strongest how to use them and I'll provide air support while we lose the bugs.
"Here they come!"
I hear a random stallion yell, looks like it's time to leave we're heading towards a cave I spotted up in the mountains. A wave of bugs comes at the group of escapees but are dumbfounded when they start hearing loud bangs and then fall from the sky. They think thats bad, I spin my UH-1 huey gunship around to face the swarm and begin letting loose with my four wing mounted mini-guns and skystrider missles. Once the bugs are litterly extreminated I notice one of the children had clmbed up into the co-pilot's seat and is watching through the glass floor panels with a look of aw on her young face.
"Hey kid, you like to fly?" I ask her. When she hears me she squeaks a little bit in fright .
"I'm not in trouble am I?" She asks quetly. Trouble? Nahhhh.
"No, not at all just asking." I say trying to reassure her, she has obviously been through a lot.
"Well my wings don't really work yet but, I always love getting rides." She said.
"Hey, I'm gonna tell you secret, you know where I got this flying machine? Well I wasn't always a pony, in fact I'he only been this way for a few hours." I say.
"So, your like an alien? That's so cool!" She says.
"Yeah, I guess what I'm saying is I can't really fly either right now."
She's about to reply when she's interrupted by a large 'BAM' we look up and see to glass on the left side was cracked and had a big green stain, I knew instantly what had happened and I couldn't control myself and burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" She asks.
I just point to the window and wheeze out,
"W-w-we h-hit a big fuckin' ass bug!"
"You mean a Changeling? Yeah' they do look like bugs." She says trying contain n her laughter.
So they're called Changeling, huh. That cave up on that mountain looks like it has a good LZ, better head over there now.
