Fontaine in Equestria
Heated Debate
Previous ChapterThe yellow Pegasus gasps and begins to feint, but Fontaine, realizes that he needs somepony someone to guide him through the dense woods.
"Oh no you don't bitch, I'm not spending the duration of my life in this rainbow-frosted circle of hell in some bullshit monster pantry!" He exclaims as he rushed to her side and steadies her back onto her hooves.
The yellow Pegasus shoves away from him with surprising force and turns to meet his gaze with stern, a wavering eyes. "You're in big trouble mister! Just look at what you did to this poor little guy! He was minding his business, guarding his home, and you intruded and attacked him for no good reason you no good jerk!" She shouted accusingly, furious with the actions of the strange stallion that had just claimed responsibility for such a horrible deed like it were as trivial as a cloud in the sky.
Fontaine rises back to his hind legs to stand bipedal and loom over the angry Pegasus, who in response opens her wings and flaps lightly to once again glare at him eye to eye. "He was hunting me, and I showed him why he should've been cowering instead. If I hadn't busted his face up like a glass salesmen's stock at a hammer convention, I'd be a steaming pile of monster shit by the end of the day. So actually, fuck you." He countered with clear annoyance at the mare, deadpan in as she drew in breath to rant once more.
"You hurt him because he was doing what nature intended for him to do? That's unfair! What if you were eating an apple and the apple attacked you because you were a pony that ate nothing but apples since before they could remember?" She criticized, still staring into the soft hazel eyes of the manticore's assailant.
Fontaine had had enough of this. Enough of the manticore, enough of the mythical creature that refused to stop pestering him about the 'fairness' of his battle with said 300 pound lion monster, and certainly enough of that sad excuse for a withering stare.
"Why are you fucking staring at me? Do you WANT a concussion or something? Because if so, just ask and I'll start swingin."
The yellow Pegasus only hardens her stare. "I don't know who you are, but you're not a nice pony. So I'm asking you to get down and apologize to him for hurting him, then apologize to me for the awful things you said. Then, you're going to follow the path into Ponyville and find my friend twilight. She'll help you with your anger management skills." She demanded without hesitation, expecting the recipient of her famous 'Stare' would do what she said and leave the poor manticore alone.
The Warlord turned-pony sighs. Geez, didn't think you'd take me up on the concussion offer. Oh well, what's been ordered is to dully delivered." He scoffs just before bringing his left front hoof around in a hard haymaker that had her crashing to the Forest floor on contact, sending the mare tumbling into a pile of leaves. Fontaine waited a moment before beginning the trek to the town that she'd mentioned, expecting her to get up and start bitching, but finding only unconscious silence. Welp, guess I'll go find her friend and count the seconds before dome her too." The displaced veteran mumbles.
