Commissar A. Fontaine finds himself big ripped away from his world. transmogrified to fit this new realm's context, and very VERY angry, The gruff militant must find his way back to the nation he rules before disaster strikes.
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Special thanks to Fontaine for the help with his reaction dialogue and moods, without him, this fic wouldn't exist in all its shameful offensiveness glory.