Billy Mays and the Coke Dream.

Once upon a time in the magical place known as Equestria, Princess Trollestia had come up with a wonderful idea to piss everypony off. "I know how to solve my boredom," said Princess Trollestia "I will make everything fucked up as much as possible, because I'm a bored little pony yes I am."

"Now, let's take a look at the magical land of science and technology, otherwise known as 'Merica." She looked into her subconscious because fuck you she's the princess, to look into her mind and see shit from other dimensions. She noticed one individual human man because she apparently knows everyone in our world so lets fuck logic in the asshole and keep reading good people.

"In later news, Billy Mays dead due to smoking too much coke and other substances that are bad for your body." said a random reporter person. " This is indeed a travesty, RIP you bastard, may your soul know eternal substances."

"Yay! The perfect person!" exclaimed Princess Trollestia. The guards looked at her, with their faggotry armor and their faggotry looking wings that made them look like total gary stu's.

"Yo bitch calm yo ass down or I'll come in there and shut you ass up!" shouted the black pegasus pony, yes, pegasi ponies are black in this story.

"TO THE MOON!!" shouted Princess Trollestia. With a pop the guards were gone, even Luna for old time's sake. "Ha, now that that bitch is gone nothing shall stop me from bringing Billy Mays into Equestria for chaos to happen!"

"Yo bitch that's my job!" screeched a pansy draconeques. Discord was always such a pussy, never did his evil shit right, Trollestia exists to do what Discord failed, troll the fuck out of everypony. "I'm just too busy being a pansy prick to everything...bitch..."

"TO THE MOON HOMO!!" shouted Princess Trollestia. Just like the guards the faggot monstrosity left the world and on to the next Celestia deity. "Now, Bill Mays, arise!"

Just like how the guards disappeared, Billy Mays appeared just the same way. "Whoa, where the high holy fuck am I?" asked the coke head Billy Mays.

"You shall make my little ponies into your lovely substance which you people call coke." said Trollestia. "But first you have to have the sexy times with me!" And they did, and it was completely wrong and defiled the fundamental logic of nature.

"That was a disturbingly good time you crazy fucking horse," said Billy Mays "I hope its really a girl of my race that I fucked and not a horse."

"lol nope." said Trollestia. She had a big grin on her face when she said it.

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" shouted Billy Mays. He went and punched the roof with his elongated arm like a boss and escaped using super man powers. Because fuck you he thinks he's high and has powers but thanks to Trollestia he does. Explanation over, now on for more mindless shit.

It was a gay day in the gay ponyville as the gay ponies and their gay lives because everything was completely gay. (Gay also means happy smartass) Than all of a sudden, Billy Mays with a hard on came into town, it was fucking huge and if a picture was drawn of the scene your eyes will melt and the artist would have to die.

"I'm looking for humans to have the sex with for Trollestia was horrible." said Billy Mays.

"Fuck you Billy Mays! No one likes your coke!" shouted a random mare. Two seconds layer Billy Mays was already on it. Just like Trollestia it was an abomination of nature. Afterwards Billy Mays decided it was enough bestiality for one day.

"I must go, my people need me..." And with that, the superman theme song opened up and Billy Mays was flying away like superman, like a boss.

"Oh that Billy Mays, him and his coke powers." said Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy didn't give a fuck what he was doing, just so long as she wasn't apart of it, paranoid bitch. Billy Mays decided to fly into the sun and have it explode and EVERYONE DIED!

The End :3

But wait nigs! This story don't end yet! So shut the fuck up and calm down!! NOW!!! For Charlie Sheen came in on the scene with Billy Mays as they smoked mountains of coke with a shitload of bitches and mares as they all wore bikinis that would be illegal to wear in America because we need to keep "decency" and stupid shit like that. Because I don't know the government is kinda stupid like that and shit.

"YO BILLY MAYS!! I NEED MORE GOD DAMN COKE!!" shouted Charlie Sheen.

"SURE OH BUDDY OH PAL O MINE HERE'S SOME COKE RIGHT HERE!" shouted back Billy Mays as he handed the coke out to Charlie Sheen, purely because fuck you its Billy Mays.

"THANKS BUDDY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD BY THE WAY!!" shouted Charlie Sheen.

"I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT A TALKING HORSE CALLED TROLLESTIA AND I HAD THE SEXYTIMES AND NOW I'M LIKE FUCKING SUPERMAN!!" shouted Billy Mays.

"FUCKING A HORSE IS WEIRD SHIT DUDE!!" shouted Charlie Sheen.

"YEAH BUT IT HAD WINGS AND A HORN SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK REALLY WENT DOWN!!"

"YOU WANNA SHOUT LOUDER LIKE THIS!!??"

"HELL YES SIR!!" The coke heads screamed as loud as they could as it shattered the eardrums of many and made many babies cry from pure pain and exhaustion. They both calmed down as they decided to stop sniffing more coke and decided to hang with the mane six.

"YO MARES YOU WANT SOME GOOD OL FASHION COKE??" shouted Charlie Sheen

"Um...No thanks..." said Fluttershy...shy bitch...

"WASN'T A REAL FUCKING QUESTION!!" and with that Charlie went and put a ton of coke into Fluttershy's nose and she died from having to sniff so much coke at once.

"AH DAMMIT MAN YOU KILLED FLUTTERSHY!! WHAT THE FUCK???" screamed Billy Mays.

"DUDE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, SHE WAS BEING TOO SHY AND NEEDED SOME COKE TO LIGHTEN UP!!" shouted Charlie Sheen.

"WELL THEY AREN'T US SO GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!" screamed Billy Mays.

"OKAY!! BY THE WAY A DRAGON'S BEHIND YOU!!" and there was. The dragon evaporated from the coke beam of legendary awesomeness from Billy Mays's nose, for you know, he has coke powers.

"THAT'S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS! COKE ISN'T GOOD SHIT SO DON'T GET INTO IT OR ELSE YOU'LL END UP LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN HERE!!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP BILLY MAYS!!!!" Then they went into a massive fist fight of epic proportions.

*Disclaimer* Okay, this was incredibly stupid, but honestly it wasn't meant for quality, this was meant to be stupid and the whole celeberty thing was just a random idea to go with. I'm sorry I offended anyone, I just wanted to bring the lulz. But if you enjoyed it good!