"you probably think i'm not a nice person…"
- postal dude, 1997

don was having a great day at the convention. his week had been going kind of shitty, but this would make up for it, 100%. he even had an awesome postal dude costume. sure, the game was a little dated, but dammit, it was his favorite fuckin' game.

all that was missing was the shades.

imagine his surprise when he found a perfect pair in a little stall near the back wall of the convention hall.