Try-$quad

I'm irony. You know those little ironic things that happen to you? The things that you chalk up to coincidence, but in the back of your mind you think are orchestrated? Well, they aren't coincidences. They are my doing. You probably thought Germ-O-Man was crazy for thinking I exist. But I do exist. You are the crazy one to think that there are so many coincidences.

I was floating above Germ-O-Man and Grand Father Time's room. He told us that a cyclops was attacking the white house. Germ-O-Man said, "Wait, where have I seen a cyclops before?"

Then I told her, "The cyclops is Bob. You know the ex-president got infected by the Mega Germ and became Psy-Clopz."

"Oh, now I remember." Germ-O-Man said as Father Time teleported them at the white house's door steps. Minuteman said, that he would be back in a minute, and left.

When they got there, Psy-Clopz didn't even turn around. But instead said, "Ah, Germ-O-Man, the last time I left you, you were in jail and handcuffed. I see that you brought friends, what is the new slogan now?" Try-El tried to say the slogan, but Psy-Clopz said it first, "The Try-$quad, we will always try to save the day, one way or another."

A battle was about to begin. I saw glowing bits, which means attack that spot, but since I'm Irony... "I'm sorry Try-$quad, but I can't make this easy for you." I said as I waved my hand, Psy- Clopz's glowing bits, would heal him if it was attacked, and the parts that are not glowing, is the weakest.

Captain Obvious said, "Hit the glowing parts! Video game logic states that the glowing spots are the weakest."

When they attacked the glowing spots, it did nothing but heal him up. Germ-O-Man said to me, "Your supposed to help us, not the enemies!" After a minute passed,

Minuteman showed up, and said, "I would've defeated this creature already if I wasn't a minute late."

"You are always a minute late, or a minute early, you are never on time." Lavender Librarian said to Minuteman.

"This isn't working!" Captain Obvious yelled to the Squad.

"Tell us something we don't know for once, Captain Oblivious!" the squad yelled back.

"If everything is obvious to you, how do we defeat Psy-Clopz?" Lavender Librarian asked.

"I only can do two things, state the obvious and become the obvious, so obviously... I have no idea what to do." Captain Obvious said.

Germ-O-Man said, "We know the solution isn't obvious, and I know that Irony is messing with us, so let's take a different approach to defeat Psy-Clopz."

"Nobody's messing with us, Germ-O-Man. It's all in your head. But I do agree we need to approach this fight differently," Try-El said.

"If the glowing bits are the strongest, then maybe the non-glowing bits are the weakest... maybe?" Captain Obvious questioned.

"You don't sound too sure, Captain, but I agree that it sounds like a good idea. Making the glowing bits the strongest sounds like something Irony would do," Germ-O-Man said.

Shoot, they figured out my ironic plan.

The Try-Squad turned all of their focus back on attacking Psy-Clopz's non-glowing points to find Psy-Clopz in hand-cuffs and Minuteman looking triumphant.

"While you guys were talking, I figured out his weak spots and took him down. It was easy; it only took me a..." Minuteman said.

"Minute... we get it," Captain Obvious groaned.

"Our mission here is done. Grandfather Time, teleport us back the hourglass room," Minuteman said.

Germ-O-Man said, "You guys go first. Teleport me in a minute. I still have some work to do."

"Ok, I'll teleport you in exactly one minute," Minuteman agreed.

"No, not exactly. I was being figurative. Just teleport me..." Germ-O-Man said, but the squad had already teleported.

"You know Irony, we wouldn't be that bad of a team if you weren't always messing us up, Irony," Germ-O-Man said to me as she took off her helmet.

I gasped sarcastically, "You're... a woman. Your secret is out."

"You knew that. And it's not a secret. I don't why everybody acts so weird around me." Germ-O-Man said.

"Probably because you always talk to your imaginary friend. Who is that guy Irony anyways? Did you make him up," I joked.

"But seriously Irony, stop messing with us." Germ-O-Man said.

"Try $quad has Karma helping you out anyways. She always counteracts everything I do. But you figured my scheme out, this time, Germ-O-Man. You know me so well. I need to start being more creative in my irony. I'm starting to get too predictable. Or maybe I'm predictable enough to be unpredictable. Try to figure that one out." I said.

"Karma? Now you're the one with imaginary friends. The next t..." Germ-O-Man was cut short, as her minute was up and we were teleported back to the hourglass room.

As we appeared, Try-El saw Germ-O-Man demasked. He quickly changed his shotgun to shoot smoke bombs. "Your secret's safe with me." he said as he shot the smoke bomb to hide Germ-O-Man's identity. Germ-O-Man sighed as she put on her helmet to breathe in the smoke. I smiled at the irony of Germ-O-Man's situation. And this time, it wasn't me.