"Hoorah!" I yelled as I entered the doors of Gamercon. I had been looking forward to it for weeks and it was finally here. I had gone all out this year because two months prior my parents kicked the bucket leaving me with the Reed family fortune, now the last in my family and easily the richest person on the planet I had enough money to get all the stuff (including tailor since me trying to sew resulted in a trip to the hospital and that that was just sewing without the machine) to make a perfect specimen 6 cosplay. I walked around for a little bit, people took pictures with me and of me. After a while I saw a booth ran by the resident evil 4 merchant waving for me to come over. Now I am a major brony and knew from the news reports and Fimfiction, all to well where this was going, or at least I would have if I believed any of that shit, so I went over to his stand and nearly died from nerd attack, anything I could have wanted from any show, game, book, or movie was here.

"Ah, why if it isn't specimen 6" he said with an evil smile, "what can I offer you today". Before I could reply he pointed to a sign that said 'remain in character to purchase'. So I looked over his wares until my eyes found a xenomorph pendant, like those found in predator temples, on a necklace. I pointed at it and hissed. "Ahh" he sighed "a fine choice, that will be ten dollars". I handed him the money and no sooner had I put my new necklace on that I blacked out.

I was coming to and I could feel for shore that I was falling, fast. I opened my eyes to see a midevil city covered in actual chaos (it was raining sideways in some places) coming towards me. The next thing I saw was antro versions of the royal pony sisters facing discord. The sisters powered up the elements of harmony and before they fired discord looked up, smiled, grabbed me in his magic and put me in front of him as a shield. The sisters immediately cut power to the elements, being unwilling to fire upon an innocent creature.

"Oh tut tut" Discord said "we can't have a poor creature hurt now can we, here's how this will go, you will surrender or I will kill this creature" and i felt his magic tighten on my neck. The princesses looked like they were having a moral dilemma, I on the other hand flailed about in fear. I suddenly was aware that Discord was screaming in pain and my hand had just made contact with his face, causing him to drop me. I turned to him and noticed he was bleeding from five scratches on his face, I felt a voice in my mind suddenly.

"My name is princess celestia, I have established a mental link so as to communicate with you" the white alicorn said "you have proven to be on our side at least for now, I have no right to ask this of you, but my sister and i need as much help as we can get, can you keep Discord distracted so that he will remain in one place long enough for us to strike him with the Elements of Harmony".

"Of course, my Queen" she and I were both surprised by my answer, I didn't know why I called her that, but it somehow felt natural. Personally I didn't even want to help but my instincts told me I had to, no matter what. That was when things got weird, suddenly Discord was all around us hundreds of him.

"Oh, so you think I'll let you go" they said "as king you are not allowed to touch me, I sentence you to death". They all attacked at once, before the princesses could react they were restrained by two Discords as all the others went for me, not the best Idea. The first thing they did alerted me to the fact that I was now a full xenomorph by causing bleeding as I was assaulted by ping pong balls going so fast they went right through me. This was causing me to bleed, at first I was confused as to why my blood was green and melted anything it touched, but then the displaced lore I knew came flooding back to my mind. I started flailing around in an attempt to splash blood on the Discord clones. Immediately clones started puffing out of existence, but I still need to know where the real one is. Thats when a thought came, 'I'm a xenomorph so I should have their sense of smell' . I focused on what I smelled pausing to concentrate as more ping pong balls tore through me. 'There, the one holding celestia' I thought to myself. I took off running on my hind legs slashing any Discord in my way with my front claws. I got there just as he and the clone holding the blue alicorn I identified as Luna, were about to snap their necks. I tackled both he and the clone which puffed away.

"NOW!!!" I shouted through the mental link to Celestia. She and Luna began powering up the elements and fired, I had intended to move out of the way of the beam, no such luck. When the rainbow cleared I heard Celestia and Luna gasp, both Discord and I had been turned to stone. To be honest I had sort of expected this, quite allot of displaced get turned to stone, but usually they are the princesses enemy. I had only been here 10 minutes at most, was in the acquaintance zone with the princesses, but already I was stoned.

Author's Note

so please like, also won't use an editor for this one because it is a practice fic but I will write more chapters so I can get better, if you're wondering why Jacen didn't use his tail it's because he doesn't know how, also necklace