How to Fake Your Pregnancy (without really trying)

Everypony in the Crystal Empire looked to Princess Mi Amore Cadenza for guidance and leadership. Everypony, even her husband, eager to bow to her will, and direction.

In the bedroom, however, Cadance was very happy to be the submissive partner, letting Shining Armor take the lead, directing how things went. It was liberating for the mare to instead be the one take direction rather than giving it. It certainly didn't hurt that he liked performing cunnilingus so much. Indeed, she feared that he was doing it out of a sense of servitude. She tested this theory years ago, early in their marriage, one evening, as he was about to begin orally pleasing her.

"Shining, I don't like it when you go down on me," she lied. "It not anything about you, I just don't like it in general. I would prefer it if you would not do it anymore." The hurt look on his face was telling. She freely offered him intercourse, indeed more so than normally, provided that he would not do that beforehand.

In truth, she enjoyed it when he went down on her very much, but she wanted to- no, she needed to know that he felt the same way. After she forbade him from doing it anymore, the truth was immediately clear. He begged her for it. He pleaded with her for days for her to let him lick her marehood to orgasm. He did extra chores, bought her treats and gifts, in hopes of enticing her of letting him go down on her. They skipped the foreplay for a few nights. But his performance was lackluster at best. He came, sure, but the spark was missing.

It only took five days. She confessed to her ruse, explaining her reasoning why. How she needed to know that he actually wanted to do it, and that he didn't feel like he needed to for a princess. He explained that doing it was a treat for him. He adored her pussy. He loved everything about it. Its visual beauty, the scent, the flavor, and texture! And the thought of getting her off, got him off. She asked him if there was anything, anything at all she could do to make it up to him for lying to him as she had.

"Please," he begged, "sit on my face." Ever since that day, she needed no further proof of his desire and dedication to her.

Tonight was different. Tonight, Cadance was thoroughly in control. No sooner had she returned from her appointment, she immediately led Shining to their bedchamber. The instant the doors slammed shut, she all but threw him onto the bed. He didn't even have time to react before she was upon him. The concentrated hormones flooded her system. She had experienced her first heat before she'd ascended. But now it was far more intense. Fruitless as it was, her body craved a rutting. It was an urge, a need as old as the hills and sky.

Shining laid pinned on the bed. His wife towered over him, straddling his waist. It was not the first time she'd been on top. But the combination of her aggressive behavior and the look in her eyes... it was intimidating. And her size and actions made it abundantly clear who had the roles of predator and prey. She began grinding her hips against his crotch, urging his yet-hidden stallionhood to make an appearance. Her marehood was positively sopping wet, soaking him with her arousal.

"Um, Cadie?" He gulped. "How- how was your appointment?" She just grinned at him. The way her lips peeled back, wider than was explicitly necessary for a smile, he half-expected to see fangs. And her eyes were fixed on him in a way that he could only describe as predatory. She continued to rock back and forth on him, impatient and disappointed with his delay in producing an erection for her to satisfy her urges with. "Uh, I was kind of hoping would could just snuggle. But if you really want to, I guess that's okaaaAAHHHEEEY!"

Shining cried out Cadance's horn glowed. A tendril of her magic snaked its way inside his unprepared anus, pressing and massaging against his prostate. He could have been submerged in an ice bath and the result would have been the same. Shining's erection began to grow immediately at the stimulation. Cadance felt his shaft moving up through his sheath. She would not wait another instant, positioning herself directly on top of it, sitting on his lap. Her pussy was radiating intense warmth against him as she sat. His dick never even saw the light of day. She continued to stimulate him, feeling him sprout directly into her waiting marehood, hastening his already-rapid expansion.

"Ow ow ow!" Shining winced. Even as a horny colt, he'd never gotten so hard so quickly. It was pleasure on the edge of pain. Cadance threw her head back, feeling him growing longer inside of her, slowly filling her void while her motionless hips stayed squarely pressed against his. It was a new sensation for both of them. Her magical tendril began to vibrate inside him as his shaft reached full length. More blood rushed into his member, filling out its thickness, causing it to grow firmer. As soon as she was sure she wouldn't bend it, Cadance lifted her hips off of him, and slammed them back down. "Oof!" Shining heaved a breath under her aggression. "What's gotten into you?"

"You," she said with a witty grin, grinding her hips against his, moving his shaft around like a joystick inside her. 'Joystick' was the appropriate term for it. Indeed, she suspected that it was where the expression came from. She adjusted her angle, feeling him press against varying parts of her insides. For Shining's part, it was no less stimulating, perhaps more so. But it did not alleviate his concern.

"I'm serious, Cadie! I've never seen you like this before!" he said. She just smiled and continued to ride him. "Cadie!" He put his hooves on her hips, stopping her. Cadance's eye's refocused. His dick inside her had stimulated her enough, that it had taken the edge off of her burning need to be filled. She was able to piece together more than a monosyllabic response.

"The doctor prescribed me a... fertility treatment," she said, pulling his hooves off of her hips, letting her move up and down on his shaft again. "It's a bit of hormone therapy to help my chances of conceiving." She ran her hooves up along his chest as she slinked along his body, bringing her face to his. "One of the side effects is..." She kissed him on the lips, sucking on his lower lip for a moment before moving on to his ear. "An increased..." she whispered, nibbling on his ear, "...libido." She pressed her hooves into his chest, sitting herself back upright, completely impaled on his length.

"O-oh- okay," Shining's voice trembled. Cadance put her hooves back onto his knees behind her and arched her back. Shining's steel rod was far less flexible. As she leaned back, it made its presence known, pressing a bulge through her abdomen. Cadance continued to move up and down on him, taking one of her hooves and putting it on her tummy. She could feel the bump he was making in her, moving up and down beneath her fur as she fucked him. The new angle, along with her hoof pressing, was making her especially tight around him. Pressing forward inside her in this way was extra stimulating on her g-spot.

Due to the hormones, the simple act of walking back from her appointment, the sensation of her legs rubbing together, had already gotten her into quite a state of arousal. It had been foreplay enough for her. She needed no more before she'd pounced on her husband. She was already teetering on the brink. Her hoof abandoned her belly, darting to her stretched marehood, frantically rubbing her clit as she felt her climax approach. His internal assault on her g-spot from the new angle sent her reeling over the edge.

"I'm cumming!" Cadance cried. Her hoof supporting her gave out as her limp body flopped backwards in ecstasy. She fell backwards onto the lush bed, slipping off of his cock. It popped free with an audible smack, slapping against his belly as Cadance's own orgasm came bursting forth from her marehood, spraying him with her nectar. Shining was no stranger to Cadance being a squirter sometimes. But it was the first time he'd ever seen her cum in gushes like that. "Oh gosh! Don't stop! Fuck me!"

Shining scrambled to his hooves, crawling over to her as fast as he could. She was about to spread her legs for him, but he quickly took her in his hooves and flipped her over onto her belly, lifting her hips up to him. Cadance tried to get to her hooves, expecting him to mount her like normally, but she suddenly felt him put his hoof on her back, pushing her back down into the mattress.

This was more familiar territory for him, being the one in control. Shining guided his dick into her, with her ass up in the air like that, and her head down, pressing her cheek against the blanket submissively. She was already so wet and ready, he sunk into her, filling her completely in one swift motion.

"OOOGHHH!" Cadance let out a throaty moan into a pillow, still quivering from the aftershocks of her last orgasm. Shining wasted no time, picking up the pace and building her to another. Her juices continued to leak out around his well-lubricated piston, dripping down onto his balls. With each thrust, they made wet slaps against her swollen clit, driving her even higher into bliss. Her velvety pussy gripped and squeezed him with each shudder of pleasure he sent into her, massaging him with her hot, wet, love tunnel.

"Ngh! ngh! NGH! Cadie! I'm gonna-"

"No! Not yet! I'm so close!" she cried desperately. Shining had a split second to choose. He could stop and try to cool down or- He could feel his balls tightening, at the point of no return. He had only seconds. He did the only thing he could, he quickened his pace as fast as he could before it was too late. Cadance felt him swelling inside her, his tip flaring wide, making for an even-tighter snug fit. "Ah, ah, AHHHHHhhhhh!" Cadance screamed, cumming a second time as she felt the first eruption of his cum deep inside her pussy.

Shining winced in a mix of pleasure and agony as he tried to continue humping through the over-stimulation. But he barely had enough coordination to hold on as he continued to dump his cum inside her. He felt the rippling of her vaginal walls against him and her clit winking against his balls, signalling a job well-done. As soon as his cock stopped twitching and throbbing, his knees gave out and he tumbled backwards. His penis slipped free of her pussy with an audible 'plop', spilling excess semen from inside, soaking into the duvet. Such a waste.

"Wow!" he breathed, ragged. "If that doesn't get you pregnant, nothing will!" he boasted. Cadance recovered herself, rolling over toward him. She snuggled up beside him.

"It doesn't mean it would hurt to keep trying once we get back to the Crystal Empire tomorrow," she said, grinning with a still-lustful gaze.

Back in the Crystal Empire, Princess Cadance took her medication as instructed, maintaining her artificially-induced heat. Her sexual appetite was insatiable. Princess Cadance and Shining Armor spent every spare moment they had 'trying to have a foal'.

Cadance had Shining on a high-protein diet of spouts, beans, peas, kale, and soy to help him keep up his production of 'soldiers'. And plenty of water to help him stave of dehydration. Normally a stallion of stamina, Shining had never had problems being able to 'stand and deliver' as it were. But this week was anything but normal. He found himself likewise taking medication to help 'little shiny' keep up with her needs.

And even with as much lubrication as she was producing, (which was a truly prodigious amount), he was still becoming quite chaffed from all the friction. It got to the point that Cadance had to take care of herself numerous times with a rubber facsimile of Shining's penis from when they had done a mold of it. It was something they had made from when he was still active in the Royal Guard, in case he was ever deployed for long periods of time.

A week later, Shining sat in his chair with a pack of frozen peas on his groin. He watched Cadance fucking herself silly on the bed with the rubber dong. It was intensely hot to watch. Any other day and his dick would be able to fuck his way through a stone wall to reach her in such a state. But sitting there, his sheath in a cold-pack sling, the very idea of an erection was painful. His balls were completely, and utterly emptied. He had only one sperm left, all alone, and scared.

"Ah AH AHHH!!!" Cadance cried out, pulling the dildo from her hungry snatch. Her body rolled and quivered, her pussy spraying fresh juices off of the bed, landing at his hooves. The room was rank with her musk. His senses were absolutely saturated with her arousal. And he didn't even feel a wiggle from his groin.

"I'm sorry," Shining said, after Cadance came down from her panting climax.

"What? Shining, no!" Cadance said, rolling toward him across the bed. "Don't be like that."

"I can't even satisfy my mare. What kind of a stallion does that make me?"

"Shining-"

"Cadie, I can get- I mean, I wouldn't mind if you needed to get some other stallions to-"

"Shining!"

"They would wear condoms of course!" He feared that his inability to perform would send her looking elsewhere. He didn't like the idea of other stallions. But he would rather at least know about it.

"Shining, I don't want other stallions!"

"Okay! Mares then. I'm not judging. I just want you to be happy. To be satisfied," he said.

"Shining! I am happy! I am satisfied with you. I always have been."

"But not right now," he muttered, looking at her with the dildo, and at himself, sitting there, impotent.

"Shining Francis Armor! You stop that, right now!" She barked. "This," she motioned to herself, "is not normal. It is a temporary side-effect of the fertility medication that I've been taking. In fact, I took the last dose this morning." She climbed off the bed and trotted over to him. "Shining, look at me." She took his face into her hooves. He looked up into her beautiful, violet eyes. "You have been doing a wonderful job keeping me satisfied. We've had more sex in the past week than we have in the previous month! How many times have you cum?" she asked. Shining tried to count in his head.

"Uh... a lot," he said.

"And how many times have you made me cum?" she asked, smiling. He smiled back, the pride returning to his face.

"A LOT more," he said. She kissed him.

"Well, it's been a week," she began, opening the bag that she'd gotten from her doctor. She took out the pregnancy test that she gotten. "What do you think? Is tonight the night? Are you feeling lucky?" she asked. His mind flashed back to every coupling of the past seven days.

"I feel like the luckiest stallion alive," he admitted. Cadance walked into the bathroom.