Author's Note

Warning: Watersports ahead. Skip to the next chapter if you don't like it.

The Test (Cloptional)

Princess Cadance walked to the bathroom to take her 'rigged' pregnancy test. Shining trotted after her.

"Um, do you want... help?" he asked. He immediately felt embarrassed, unsure as to why he had asked that.

"Help?" Cadance asked. "How?" Shining blushed.

"I- I don't know." He rubbed his neck. "I'm just excited to find out, I guess."

"Oh... well... come on in," she invited.

"Oh, uh, okay." He followed her. He opened the box and took out the tester. "So, um, turn around and go ahead and lift your tail and I'll stick it in," he said.

"Charming," she said sarcastically, "now I remember why I married you." Shining gave her a confused look. "It's not a dipstick. That's not how pregnancy tests work!" she laughed, taking a seat on the toilet beside the bathroom vanity counter. She pointed at the exposed tip. "I pee on this part of it, and it can tell if I'm pregnant."

"Oh. So I guess you really don't need my help," he said.

"Well, if you really want to help, I guess you can hold it while I pee on it," she offered.

"Uhhh..."

"Oh, come on. It's not like we've never seen eachother pee," she said.

"Well, yeah. You've gone while I brushed my teeth and stuff, but I've never made it a point to-" he blushed "to watch."

"I have," Cadance said plainly.

"Really?"

"Yeah. When you come in while I'm brushing my hair or something. I guess it's a little easier for me since you're reared up, and it's- you know, out there." He gave her a strange look. "Why? Do you think that's wrong?"

"No, it just seems... kinky," he said, testing the waters.

"And when have you ever had a problem with kinky before?" she asked with a knowing grin. Her smile prompted his own, confirming the truth. "So, do you still want to help?" she asked. He nodded. "Alright. Hold the tester and I'll pee on it." She sat back on the toilet seat, spreading her legs to give him room. Shining walked over to her, curious to see just how far he could take this. And then he walked past her, stepping into the empty bath tub, laying on his back in the bottom of the tub, holding the tester just over his abdomen. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"Waiting," he said, making the gambit. "Over there, you're going to miss the tester." Cadance sat there, confused for a moment. But it was abundantly clear what it was he intended for her to do.

"Oh really?" she asked, calling his bluff. "Well I suppose I should come over there then," she said as she rose to her hooves. She walked over, stepping inside, placing her legs on either side, straddling him in the tub. She squatted down above him, leaning in to give him a kiss. "You know, if we take the test like this, you may get a little wet," she teased, giving him one last chance to back out.

"That's okay. I could use a shower." He grinned.

"Okaaay-" Cadance said, "Urine for a surprise..." She closed her eyes, taking a deep breath and relaxing. After only a moment, she began to feel the knot in between her legs relax. It started slowly, just a trickle, running down the inside of her thigh. But a little gave way to a lot as the flood gates opened. Her stream came bursting forth, arcing downward to her waiting husband.

"Ooh! It's warm!" he said. She grinned, pleased that he was enjoying the act, and pleased with the sensation of sweet release. Her stream marred the pure white fur on his belly a pale yellow. It splashed onto her own legs as she continued to empty her bladder onto him.

"Shining! The tester!" she said. He had been simply enjoying the sight and feeling of her over him, neglecting to perform the one task he had been assigned. He quickly maneuvered the tester into her stream, thoroughly soaking the tip. Cadance took it from him with her magic, placing it on the counter. She continued to pee on him, shifting her hips downwards to direct her stream at his crotch, soaking his sheath and balls. It ran down the sides of his body and between his legs, past Cadance's hooves to the drain. At last, her bladder emptied, trickling to a stop. Shining got to his hooves, standing, dripping, beside her in the tub. He positively stank of her urine. She wasn't keen on him touching her in his current state. "Whoa. Don't move."

She turned on the shower, detaching the shower head and holding it over him and rinsing him completely off. He stepped out and grabbed a towel, trotting back out in the bedroom as he dried himself. Cadance finished cleaning herself before doing the same. It had been two minutes. She grabbed the tester from the counter on her way out.