What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

by Madgod Pim

Chapter 6: Cupcakes...Lots of Cupcakes

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Author’s note: If this is a bit weird that’s because my friend is playing the ME3 Extended Cut DLC next to and I’m total fanboy!!!! And I sort of making a House song for this fic.... WHEEEEEEEWWWW BACK TO WRITING!!![


I opened the door and was met by the lovely smell of cookie dough, flour and sugary things...lots of it. I looked around searching for Vinyl but got distracted by a plate of colorful cupcakes. There was a rainbow type one, one with stars, one with flowers and so on and on. I heard some yelling and turned my head toward the noise.

“Hey Pim! Come over here! I have some cupcakes!”

I had a smile on my face the moment she said that she had cupcakes. I quickly made my way over to the table she was sitting at.

“Take a seat, have a cupcake, relax.”

I did as she said and grabbed a pink cupcake and took a large bite while I proceeded to sit down. As soon as I swallowed, I just yelled.

THIS IS SO DELICIOUS!!!

Getting angry looks from everypony because I’m so stupid that I didn’t even notice that I was yelling way too loud.

“So, how was it in the Boutique?”

“Well Rarity, the owner, went completely crazy about my..eeeuuuhhh, body shape. She said she’ll make me some outfits...For free!”

“That’s great! But I also have good news. I have a show soon and I want you to help me with it. I always use two turntables, but I wanna try four this time. So, I’m going to need your help with that. I know you’re good, and I heard you mix and it was pretty good. So are you up for it ?”

“Of course I am, but if I had my laptop I would be so much better!”

EDIT: Writing this part while listening to the Rock Werchter livestream with Skream, Netsky & Skrillex! Expect some weird stuff being written!

“You’ll have to do with turntables now!”

“I know, last time went extremely well, but I never mixed with someone else at the same time.”

“Me neither. as far as I know, I was the only talented DJ in Equestria.”

“Was?”

“You’re here now!”

Oh, you!” I blushed a bit after she said that, don’t hear that a lot, “When is the show?”

“It’s in about a week...Plenty of time to practice if you want.”

“Sure, I’d love to also use my songs...But I don’t think you have a iPod input do you?”

“I don’t even know what you’re talking about dude.”

“Oh, nevermind then.”

“But anyways, I’d like you to meet one of my good friends!”

She stood up and yelled “PINKIIIEEEEEE!!!! SOMEONE NEW IS HERE!!”

I suddenly heard somepony screaming.

“OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!!! SOMEONE NEW!!! THAT MEANS CAN HAVE A WELCOMING PARTY, YAY!!!!”

Next thing I know, a pink pony had me pinned to the ground.

“WOW THERE! Calm the fuck down!”

“HEY! You’re not going to use mean words are you?!”

“Oh sorry, old habit. But a welcoming party huh...”

I started grinning.

“Vinyl, we could take care of the music right?”

“Sure! That would be great, Pinkie, is tonight ok?”

“Of course, you silly! We could have punch and-” She started to sorta hyperventilate. I grabbed her and shook her. (not too hard)

“Calm. Down. Please.”

“Only if you tell me your name!”

“It’s Pim.”

“Sorry, Pim. She gets carried away pretty fast.”

Vinyl walked over her and whispered something. Pinkie jumped in the air and floated there for a while, breaking the laws of physics and simply mindfucking me.

“OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! I’m going to set this party up right away! YAY!!!!” and Pinkie ran off and Vinyl came back to our table.

EDIT: Listen to this beautiful House song! I'll be trying to make something like this for the fic and the upcoming plot!

Vinyl started talking again.

“You haven’t even actually told me your artist name yet, what is it ?”

“Well, I really haven’t got one but I always used ‘Madgod’ as my nickname.”

“It sounds cool, dark and mysterious. Wanna know my name?”

“Sure!”

“Its DJ-PON3.”

“That reminds of a famous artist back on Earth.” I started to hum a tune (skip to 3:50).

“What was the name of the artist?”

“It’s ‘Deadmau5’. He makes Progressive House and his chords are the best. He’s the 4th best DJ of this year and he uses the same producing software as me. I could keep going on about him but I’m not.”

“Thank you.”

I looked at the cupcakes and noticed that there was one left.

“Have the last cupcake.” I said with a smile.

She started crying “You’re a real friend, Pim...” and she continued sobbing while eating the last cupcake. (I will LOVE you if you get that reference!)

I looked outside the window, the sun was setting.

“We should be going home now, shouldn’t we?”

“Sure...” she said still sobbing

We both stood up and walked to the door. I opened the door and gestured Vinyl to go outside first. She gave me a big smile and a friendly nod. We walked back home, talked a bit on the way and had the usual awkward silence. I walked up to the door and opened it for Vinyl. Everything was dark when I went in...Then I almost had a heart attack. Almost everypony I saw today was in here! How did they even get in here! What is everypo- I need to calm down a bit don’t I?

SURPRISE!!!!

“Eeeeeuuuuhhhh... Hi, everypony...”

I greeted as I walked through the room looking for Pinkie. I saw her over at the four other ponies I met recently and another one that looked pretty familiar. I walked over here and broke their circle and said my greetings to everypony.

“Hey Applejack, hey Rarity, hey Twilight, hey Fluttershy, hey Pinkie thanks for the party by the way, its very surprising! And you are ?” looking at the rainbow-maned pony

“I am Rai-”

“Rainbow Dash ?” I said with this kind of face

“Yeah, how did you know?!”

“The name got mentioned before, I remember a pony with rainbow mane making me pass out, logic thinking does the rest.”

“Oh..euuuh OK. Sorry about that though.”

“No hard feelings! I forgive you. You look like a cool and chill pony, we should hang out sometime.”

“Eeeuuuhhh...suuuuuuuurrrreeeeeee.”

“Ok, I have to admit that that sounded weird to say when you just met each other, I don’t care. And thanks for the party Pinkie, its great but I’m going to meet some ponies! Bye then!”

After I left the group, they began talking again “He’s weird.” Twilight said
“I kinda like his style of introducing...” Rainbow Dash said.

After talking to some ponies, somepony told me to go to the kitchen. So I did and Vinyl stood there behind a mixer and two turntables.

MIXIN’ TIME BABY!!”

Now the party had begun...Alcohol...Ponies...Music...Food...And a shitload of time... LET’S DO THIS! LEEERRROOOOOOYYYY JENKIIIIINNNNSSSSS :D

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