What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

I fall on the ground.

“Aaaaaaaawwwwwcchhhh....I wanna SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!”

I felt a headache coming up...I looked around a bit. Apparently, I had rolled out of my bed and fell on the floor. My legs were still on the bed though. After laying down for a while I stood up and walked over to the window. Being dumb and all, I opened the curtains. Still being dumb I looked directly at the sun.

“AAAAAAHHHH!!! LIGHT!!” I yelled while I fell to the ground.

I crawl under my bed and grab my pillow.

“Sleeeeeeeepp...Mmmmhhhhh.”

After trying to fall asleep for about fifteen minutes, I gave up. I stood up, ready to face sunlight again!

I got my clothes and went into the corridor and knocked on the bathroom door to check if anyone was in there. I let out a sigh. I went inside and turned on the shower. Put my clothes on the floor and stepped in the shower after removing my underpants. I started humming another song. After showering, I got dressed. I hope Rarity finishes my new clothes soon. These are getting pretty damn dirty. I went downstairs to go eat some breakfast. There was absolutely no trace of last night’s party whatsoever! As I entered the kitchen, I saw a light grey earth pony with a dark grey mane and tail.

“Oh hello there, you must be Pim.”

“I am! You must be Octavia, nice to meet you.”

“Nice to meet you too, Vinyl informed me that she offered you to stay here until you have enough money to buy a house yourself. I’m OK with that as long you don’t make a mess.”

“Well, did you notice any mess when you arrived here?”

“Well...eehh, No...”

“Well then, you shouldn’t expect any mess soon should you?”

“I- I guess not...Anyways, since the mayor told you to come here you must have some sort of music talent right?”

“Well, I’m good at mixing like Vinyl but I also make my own music...”

“Not the same kind of junk that she plays right?”

“Hey! Don’t call it junk, it’s very hard to make! What kind of music do you play, huh?!”

“I play good music, classical music.”

“Mmmmhhhh, I might know someone that you’ll like in my music style...”

“I wouldn’t hope on that.”

“Trust me, you’ll like it!”

I grabbed my iPod out of my pocket and tried to turn it on...Battery is dead...FUUU

“Well, I guess that will have to wait...”

“Yes, there are two more things I needed to tell you. Number 1: Rarity left you a package by the door. Number 2: When I was in Canterlot, I got a letter from Princess Celestia saying that she requests your audience...today. You better get dressed, we’re leaving soon.”

“Well, ok then...I guess.”

I walked to the door and opened it to get the package...It wasn’t there...

“Hey Octavia, where is Rarity’s package ?”

“Vinyl brought it to your room. Please get yourself ready...We’re leaving in about twenty minutes.”

“TWENTY MINUTES!? HOLY SHIT, I BETTER GET READY!!!”

Octavia frowned after hearing that...completely understandable!

I grabbed two apples from the table and ran upstairs, while taking a bite from an apple. I opened the door to my room and looked around a bit, the package was on the table. I ripped the package open and saw some outfits, skater-styled of course. Rarity made me some shirts with sleeves, some jeans with some rips in them, some T-Shirts...I love Rarity for this. After giving each outfit a spot I saw the last outfit...A tuxedo! Man...that looks awesome! After spending about ten minutes how to tie the tie she gave me. I heard some yelling from downstairs.

“Pim! We’re leaving in two minutes!”

“Stop fucking yelling...aaahhh fucking headache...” I mumbled to myself.

I headed downstairs to see Vinyl and Octavia waiting for me at the door.

“Wow you look great!” Octavia and Vinyl said in unison, chuckling a bit because of the sync.

“Thanks, I do hope I was ready in time...”

“You are, now there’s a long walk to the center of town. Our carriage is waiting for us there.” Octavia said.

So we walked a good ten minutes and arrived at the carriage. I think the carriage was sent by the princess herself because there two white stallions in gold armour pulling it. After a ride of about a hour we stopped.

“Did we arrive?”

“I think we did, let’s GO!” Vinyl said

We walked into Canterlot and I was getting suspicious looks from everypony. Suddenly, a group fillies run up to Vinyl

“Can I have your autograph Ms. Scratch! Oh please, please, pleeeeaasssseee!”

“Sure!” Vinyl said while levitating a quill with her magic. She signed a few things and then Vinyl and the fillies said their goodbyes.

“M’kay, let’s move on now.” I said

We walked towards a big castle with some guard in front of it. Octavia walked up to them and said something. The guards stepped aside so we could enter the castle. We walked into a big room with a big staircase in the middle of it. At the top of the staircase stood 2 very large ponies. One of them was white and had a moving colored mane, the other one was dark blue-ish mane that was sparkling and a even darker fur. They both had wings and horns...I don’t know why they had both but it seemed better to no question it.

“Hello there...errrr...Princesses...” I said as I bowed.

“There is no need for bowing, creature.” Celestia said with a soft voice.

“What are thou!” Luna said with her Royal Canterlot voice.

“Could you please stop yelling, I kinda have a headache...Thank you Princess...eeuuhhhh-” I said before Celestia interrupted me.

“Luna, and I am Princess Celestia. She’s the one controlling the moon and I am the one controlling the sun if you were wondering.”

“Thank you for informing me Princess Celestia, why did I have to come here?” I asked

“You are the first of your species here on Equestria. And you can talk!”

“Well thanks I guess...I guess I’ll start explaining about my world.”

I started talking about humans, plants and all that stuff. Talked about the way our universe works, what I knew about biology and our technology.”

“So you’re technology is based on minerals you find in the bottoms of the planet...I think I might order a settlement to start looking for these minerals. I’ll do something in return for telling us about your world.” Celestia said.

She levitated a quill and a piece of paper, burnt in after a while and the flame flew away...just...dafuq

“You are now a citizen of Equestria! Congratulations, Pim!”

I smiled at this. Luna spoke again...This time fortunately on a normal tone

"I've been watching you for a while to be honest...You have been talking about a device called a 'laptop'..."

She stepped aside and I saw a little cardboard box.

"Go ahead, open it. You'll like what you'll see."

I opened the box and saw a bunch of cables, my laptop, my headphones, my subwoofer and my mini-keyboard...FUCK YEAH!!!!

"Thank you Princess! How did you get this ?!"

"Alicorns are powerful creatures...And please, call me Luna."

"Really thanks Luna! I'll send a track over sometime!"

I looked at the cables again

"Small problem, there isn't a charger in here."

"I made sure that you don't need any sort of energy source anymore to use this device. There are some other things I've done with it...Just have a look when you're back home."

"Thank you Luna, and thank you Celestia for making me a citizen!"

We said our goodbyes and went back to the carriage outside the castle.

"Octavia, Vinyl...I'll show you my music talent back in Ponyville..."