The sun rose, pushing back the indigo colors of the night and bringing forth a blue sky. It was a bright, chipper new day.

For everyone else.

Rainbow awoke with her mane messier than usual, and was in a decent mood.

For about ten seconds.

Then the events of yesterday came crashing back to her like some sick tidal wave. She heaved herself out of bed and took sixteen seconds out of her morning to brush through her fucked up hair.

She trudged down the stairs and collapsed into her usual place at the kitchen table. "Can I just fall into a coma for the rest of my life?"

"But then you wouldn't be able to eat your favorite cereal." Rainbow's mother set a bowl of W⌾nderb⌾lts in front of her. The sugary doughnut-shaped blue and orange flakes swam lazily in milk. Rainbow happily devoured this.

Then she had to go to school, and her happiness died.

Even though Rainbow protested she had to stay home and mourn, because it was the least she could do for her deceased happiness, her parents still made her go to school.

Rainbow begrudgingly cantered down the cloudy road. Bees attacked her and only added to her frustration.

"Fuck you!" she screamed at them, and of course when she did some Pegasus flew by.

She arrived at school, an enraged expression (and three bee stings) prominent on her face. She softened when she saw Fluttershy trotting toward her.

"Hey. I tried to get the photo back but, uh...it didn't end well."

"What happened?"

Fluttershy pulled four X-rays and a restraining order out of her saddlebags.

"Oh. Damn."

Class started, and the hot bitch who kissed Rainbow Dash stood at the front of the room.

"Hey, everypony!" she called out to the class. "The latest edition of Little Wonderbolts Elementary School newspaper is out, so grab a copy today!" She locked eyes with Rainbow. "Its front page headline is a juicy one."

"Yes, yes, that's very nice Hidden Treasure, now sit down." The teacher pushed her away and began a new lesson, which for once Rainbow was thankful for.

Rainbow dreaded the end of the day, but like all shitty things it came with a vengeance. Foal after foal picked up a newspaper. Foal after foal made fun of Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. Foal after foal went home with a bruise on their cheek and tears streaming down their ugly face.

Rainbow and Fluttershy had another one of their amazing pep talks in the former's parents' bathroom.

"We're fucked."

"Technically I'm the only one fucked, since you—"

"Fluttershy, you know what I mean."

Suddenly the sound of the front door slamming shut interrupted their chat.

"Uh, hello?" Rainbow heard her mother say.

"Is this the Dash residence?" A booming voice shouted.

"Aw, shit." Fluttershy covered her eyes with her hooves. "That's my dad."

They continued to listen in on the conversation beneath them.

"Yes, and you are...?"

"Fluttershy's dad. Is your daughter home?"

"She's upstairs. I'll go—"

Hooves stomped up the stairs.

"Ohcrapohcrapohcrap—" Fluttershy's breathing accelerated.

The door swung open, and Fluttershy's dad's face hovered an inch away from the cowering fillies'.

"You!" He shouted, pointing at the rainbow-maned one. "You fucked my daughter! You completely ate her out! What is wrong with you?!"

Rainbow wished she could move farther away from him, because his spit was landing in her face.

"Wait, Dad! She didn't eat me!" Fluttershy shouted, misinterpreting what he said. "Look! I'm all right here!" She frantically stood up and whirled around, exposing her filly parts to her father. Rainbow tried not to look, and Fluttershy's dad ordered his daughter to turn back around.

"Look, Mr. Fluttershy," Rainbow started. "I know what I did was wrong, and I probably won't do it again—"

"Probably?!"

"—but I think it'd be best if we just keep this on the down low and don't mention anything to the cops. Wouldn't you agree?" She offered a sheepish smile.

Minutes later, police cars whooped, their lights tinting everything blue and red.

"Wait! Fluttershy!" Rainbow screamed as she was being forced into one of the cars. "We were supposed to be cellmates!!"

Author's Note

Oh look a fanfic I didn't give up on halfway through.
And that thing with the bees happened to my mom. It was hilarious.
Hope you enjoyed!