Aftermath

You yawned as Tuesday morning filled the air. You sat up in your bed, smacking your lips in thirst for the one thing that keeps you alive in your well being. Coffee. Not five minutes later you have coffee in your mug and your television on, watching the news. You look at the clock to see it's almost seven o'clock. You took a long, long sip from your mug. You put it on the coffee table and sighed.

"Well crap," you muttered, for work starts at six in the morning. You're frankly surprised Applejack hasn't knocked down your door. As if fate slapped you in the face, a knock is heard throughout the room. Along with a crash. Pinkie in pots and pans armor and Derpy with terrified face stumbles in. You just pick up your mug, thinking about how you can tell a half-truth to Applejack. She usually tells half-truths so maybe she'll believe in them. You take a sip and look at the door on your floor. You sighed, expressionless.

"Anon, are you alright?" Derpy asked, worried. You nodded.

"Yeah, something weird happened today," you said. "Two idiots knocked down my door and asked if I was okay," you continued. It's Tuesday, not a day you want a bad start on. "Anyway, I'm going to work, so please bolt my door before you leave," you said as you walked out. Derpy holds you.

"Wait, I think there are dangers around!" She said. You sighed.

"Pinkie, elaborate please," you said.

"Silly, I don't have a lab!" She said.

"No I mean make sense of it," you said. Silence took over for the next couple of minutes. "Oh right, I'm talking to you," you said. She giggles.

"Well, Applejack's scared of your well-being and is about to call the police on the ponies who kept throwing stuff at you and she's also gonna make sure you are under surveillance every single moment you're alive. She's decided to even monitor everything! Then, me and Derpy were like,' Let us help out!' And she let us be your personal guards!" Pinkie explained. You just shook your head.

"Pinkie, Derpy's home insurance is in love of her because of her personality," you said.

"Hey! Applejack said the same thing!" She said. You groaned. Guess you're gonna have to break the news to her.

"Come on guys, we have to tell Applejack about the prank," you said. After a long walk to Sweet Apple Acres, you meet up with Applejack and ran o her.

"Excuse me boss," you said. The orange made looks up and smirks.

"Oh hi Anon, how're your personal bodyguards?" She asked. You give her a deadpanned stare.

"You already know about it don't you?" You ask.

"Eyup, and I don't even want to bring it up," she said.

"Look, I'm sorry, I just need some days off, especially next Monday!" You babbled. She gives you a raised eyebrows

"Why?" She asked. Crap, she's on to you. You don't know what to tell her, you got nervous.

"Can't tell," you said.

"Why not?" She asked sternly.

"Pinkie Promise," you said. Applejack sighed. She knew what a Pinkie Promise can do to you if you break it. She looks at you in the eyes.

"Fine, don't tell me, I'll just find out Monday," she said. You smiled wide. How the hell are you gonna cover this up?

It's another Monday and Applejack finds an invitation on her door. She looks around and sees that it's almost eight at night. She looks at the invitation closely. An invitation to a party. She shrugs and walks off. At Sugarcube Corner, she walks in and looks around.

"Um, is any pony here?" She asked. She hears snickering before the lights turns on, revealing a massive banner and cake with the words, 'Happy Birthday Applejack!'. Applejack looked in silence until you walk up to her. "Is it really my birthday?" She asked. You pointed at the calendar and Applejack nods, smiling. "It really is my birthday!" She exclaimed. She hugs you tightly, making you smile. You yawned loudly, mentally cheering at the last minute lie that turned out to be true.

"Yeah, took me, Pinkie, Derpy, and Twilight all day to make this!" You said.

"Anon, you just sat and played with a balloon throughout the entire time!" Derpy said smiling.

"It was hard work okay!" You said. Applejack chuckles and hugs you again.

"Thank you Anon, Pinkie, Derpy, and you too Twilight!" She said. Everyone besides the four people mentioned cheered. "Now, let's party!" She said.

"Bring out the drinks!" You said. Twilight walks over to you with a knowing smile.

"You had no idea, did you?" She whispered. You laugh like she's silly.

"No clue," you whispered back.

The party went exceedingly well. You sighed as Applejack walks off. You went over to your house ante opened the door. A sucker punch punches you in the face and you fell back. You look at the contraption before you. It holds a note.'This was for Monday!' it said. You chuckled, knowing that apple farmer is your boss, and you're proud. Maybe Mondays aren't bad after all.

Author's Note

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