Big Box-o'-Requests Fic #004
Original Idea Submitted by: Anonymous
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Dear Diary,

Today was… interesting, to say the least. Remember how I told you about that pony last week? The one with the uncanny resemblance to... well, me? Since then, I’ve noticed that same pony walking around Ponyville and I decided to track them across town. Just to see where they were going, of course. Nothing wrong with sneaking around behind somepony and committing their daily routine to memory to help triangulate where a pony looking a hay of a lot like me would go, right? Problem was, I’d always chicken out before I could deduce this copycat-mare's final destination as she’d enter the… well, let’s just call it the more adult section of town, one which I tend to steer clear of normally.

Tonight, however… Tonight I’m going to go all the way. Luckily, I was able to convince Pinkie Pie to lend me one of her outrageously large raincoats and a matching hat by telling her it was for a Fetlock Holmes reading group in town. Which does exist, by the way. Even if I’m the only member…

Enough about my book club dilemmas, back to the REAL pressing matter at hand; there’s a mare going around town who looks a hay of a lot like me, and she’s been going into the dark, filth-ridden sections of town! Imagine what would happen if somepony saw her from afar and mistakenly identified her as me! ME, one of the Princesses of Equestria! I'd never live it down!

No matter. Tonight, coat and hat in hand, I’m going to follow this mare to the very end and give her a piece of my mind. I mean, what could go wrong, right?

Right?

- Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Equestria

WARNING, this story contains various activities associated with a strip club, including (but not limited) to: Dancing Stripping Foul language Private one-on-one sessions

Cover art by: Javkiller