Night at the Club

Dear Diary,

Hey, long time no see! Sorry that I haven’t been able to write much, things have been so hectic these past couple weeks that I haven’t had the time! I don’t even know where to begin!

Well, I guess I should start where I left off in my last entry. Remember that mare I told you about? The one that looked like me? Well, her name is Shining Star, and I did wind up following her downtown. Guess what? She works at this place called The Perfect Plot, and she’s a stripper! Yeah, I know, right? But, don’t judge her based on that. It really is an interesting art form, requiring rhythm and tons of athleticism on the dancers part. It’s quite a liberating experience, showcasing your body up on stage in such a way! The air in your fur, your breasts out in the open...

Whoops, got ahead of myself there, didn’t I? Where was I?

Oh, yes, Shining Star. Well, remember how I said she had an uncanny resemblance to myself? Funny story, she actually performs on stage as ME. Not ME me, obviously, but she does well enough job of copying my looks to let the crowd suspend their disbelief for the night. Like, good enough that, if you were across the street from her, you would think, “Hey, what’s Princess Twilight doing way out here, and why is she wearing such a tight fitting outfit?”. It’s really something to see!

Now, I’m not going to lie, I was rather cross at the idea of somepony using my likeness in such a manner. I even snuck backstage and confronted her about it, which kind of ended poorly for me. But, now, I’m kind of okay with it. I mean, hay, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right? Hearing that ponies go to The Perfect Plot just to see her rendition of Princess Twilight Sparkle perform was a big confidence-builder for me. Made the subsequent trips there much easier to handle.

Oh, and uh… yeah, I go there once a month now to, uh… you know… visit. But, back to my story...

So, as I was arguing backstage with Star, the manager of The Perfect Plot came in looking for her and, funnily enough, he wound up mistaking me for her and dragged me out onto the stage to perform! Celestia above, I can still remember how terrifying it was up on that stage…

But, I did it. I danced up on that stage in front of a crowd of strangers. I even took most of my clothes off! Yeah, I can’t believe it, either! But it was so… so… I don’t even have the words to describe what it was like up on that stage! I’ve never felt so… alive before! In fact, when my time was up, I kid you not, I couldn’t get rid of the smile on my face even if I tried!

And then things got really interesting!

I bumped into the manager again as I was walking off-stage and, still confusing me as Star, he told me I had a “visitor” waiting for me in one of the back rooms. See, when I snuck backstage to find Star the first time, I walked by some of these rooms. They were called ‘Private Viewing Rooms’, where somepony could pay to get a one on one performance from any of the mares at The Perfect Plot. So, when the manager told me I had somepony waiting for me, I assumed he meant one of those, and I figured, what the hay, could be interesting.

Well, what I didn’t know was that, in addition to the Private Viewing Rooms, they also had a set of VIP Rooms where ponies could get a... different kind of performance from a mare of their choosing. See, when I was dancing on stage, I went up to the crowd and talked with one of the stallions in the front row. Star had talked to him in her earlier performance, too, and little did I know that he was the one to pay for a private meeting with THE Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Of course, walking down the hall to the VIP Rooms, it didn’t take me long to figure out what happened inside their locked doors. So, when the manager caught up with me and pushed me into my designated room, I was a little terrified. Justifiably so, I would say. When I decided to follow Star, I certainly didn’t think my day would end with me… you know… with a total stranger!

But, well, let’s just say that I went through with it. I’ll spare you all the juicy details, but I will tell you that it was AMAZING! His name was Sunny Days, and the whole reason he was at The Perfect Plot was because of this little crush he had on me. It was pretty cute, actually, especially since he got to live out his fantasies without even knowing it!

So, after my… meeting with him, I snuck out the back door I had seen some of the other dancers use and made my way back home. I figured that was the end of it. Never again would I step into The Perfect Plot, never again would I risk public fallout by visiting a strip club...

Of course, a few days later, I wound up going back anyways.

Now, a couple months later, I’ve actually become good friends with Shining Star. We meet up every week for a drink right before her shift begins, where she fills me in on all the latest gossip from The Perfect Plot. Then, she fills me in on her schedule for the day and, well, she heads home while I go downtown.

Yeah yeah, I know what you’re thinking. You’re a Princess, Twilight! You can’t be taking monthly trips to a STRIP CLUB, and you certainly can’t be PERFORMING at such a place! Well, to the ponies thinking that I say phooey! Going to The Perfect Plot is a perfect way for me to unwind, to cast aside the burden of Princess-hood for one night a month and just feel alive. It’s a lot like Rarity and Fluttershy’s weekly trips to the spa, just, you know, a little more risque than either of them would want to partake in. Hay, I give all the money I make performing back to Star, so it’s not like I’m taking anything away from anypony!

Plus, while it might be hard to believe, those one on one sessions I told you about are a great way to learn about ponies’ friendship problems. It really is amazing what ponies will talk about in bed! And, I can give them a little nudge in the right direction without them ever knowing that it’s actually me! Of course, sometimes the best way to mend a broken friendship is to have them work together, like that one time those construction workers went at me all at once or when those two stallions spit-roasted me on the table. Celestia above, I can still remember how hard and how long they fucked me between them, their cum-laden orbs slapping into my chin as they wrecked both my mouth and pussy. I couldn’t walk straight for days after that one!

Oh, uh, sorry. Got carried away there. Wow, did it get hot in here or is it just me?

So, yeah, that’s my story. If you had told me I’d be a regular visitor of a strip club a few months ago I would have called you crazy! Hay, if you told me I’d be a regular PERFORMER at a strip club I’d probably check you into a mental facility! But thank Celestia I am now, there are no words to describe just how much that break from reality does for my psyche.

Oh, and Sunny? He actually stops by The Perfect Plot every so often, too. I’ve had a couple “meetings” with him after our first, and it’s amazing how much confident he's been each subsequent visit! I’ve even seen him outside of the club a few times, but I’ve never been able to build up the courage to speak to him. Maybe I will, one day, but, for now, I guess I’ll just have to keep these two parts of my life separate from one another…

Though it would be nice to have a little fun outside The Perfect Plot, if you know what I mean...

Oh, look at the time! Sorry, diary, but I gotta start heading out soon. Don’t want to keep Star waiting! I promise I’ll tell you more soon!

Bye!

- Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship