One Thousand And One Pinkie Pie Vignettes Based On Terrible Puns For No Reason At All!

Cheese Sandwich particularly enjoyed his visits with his friend Pinkie Pie. The only downsides were her annoying attempts at good cheese jokes. It often ended up in silence and, sometimes, an akward laughing session where all Cheese wants to do is sleep. On this particular day, Cheese had been thinking of terrible cheese puns to annoy Pinkie into submission. Although Cheese pondered whether or not Pinkie would love the joke, Cheese didn't really care, As long as he kept it up with the puns, Pinkie wouldn't have to tell any.

Cheese nervously knocked on Pinkie's door, silently whispering the pun. Little did he know Pinkie was standing in front of him, quick to open the door. When Cheese noticed her, his brain went blank. All he could think of was that terrible cheese pun...

"Uh...um...I know it's CHEESY but I feel GRATE! Oop...uh...get it?" Cheese said, without thinking. He quickly covered up his big mouth. Pinkie simply smiled before collecting her thoughts.

"Excellent pun. Can I use that for a friend?" Pinkie asked, bouncing up to Cheese. Cheese nodded, flabbergasted that the only greeting he could think of was terrible pun.

"HEY CHEESE! I know it's CHEESY but I feel GRATE! Ha! Let's go! Say, did you here the on about the cheese and the..." Pinkie's voice was drowned by Cheese's thoughts. Here we go again with the stupid cheese puns!