One Thousand And One Pinkie Pie Vignettes Based On Terrible Puns For No Reason At All!

Pinkie Pie was hippity hopping down the gravel paths of Ponyville, like she did on any normal day. The birds were singing their usual happy tune, the sun was shining it's usual bright shine, the frogs were croaking their usual loud croak.

Hey, wait a minute! Pinkie Pie was now standing in the middle of a swamp, lilypads covvered in frogs floating around her. One of the frogs iritatedly pointed at a sign, "Frog parking only, others will be toad." A few toads popped out of water and pulled Pinkie out of the swamp. Pinkie rung out her sponge-like hair.

"Thank you, toads!" Pinkie hopped away happily.

Moral of the story: never step into a parking lot for frogs, or you'll be toad.