The Lunar Journal

Entry 6, June 25, 1001

I have figured out why. I'm in a flipping t.v. show. That somehow makes this whole ordeal much more awesome.

It all started when I was introduced to Cadence, Princess of Nothing. Oh, I'm sorry, LOVE. However, as soon as I laid eyes on her, my mind's gears began to turn. I know why I thought that Cadence seemed familiar. I know why I knew about the Gala.

To say that I panicked would be the understatement of the century.

I'm so confused.