BUBBLES!

My third job was working for the mayor.

My first mistake was "misusing" the stapler. OK maybe it ended up in the door but it pinched me!

My second mistake was that I split ink all over her "important documents." They were from the princess but really how important are they.

My final mistake was that I knocked her  cabinets  over getting all of her documents out of over.

She fired me very quickly and I was sad I liked that job.