BUBBLES!

I was sitting in Sugar Cube Corner drowning my woes in cider. I sat there thinking

"Everybody hates me

I am so horrible at everything

Not even the mayor likes me

My dad is my only friend

I didn't even go to real school

I'll never get a job

I'll be a hobo pony

I barely have any money

I still live with my dad

I LOVE BUBBLES"

When that thought entered my head I was so happy I smiled and chugged the rest of my cider.