3 - To be A Princess

'The heart is an arrow. It demands aim to land true.'

"She did not care very much for other little ponies, but if she had plenty of books she could console herself!" Twilight exclaims her troubles to Spike.

"She reminds me of you!"Spike said not being very helpful and making her worry even more about her "B.L.C.S.F.F."

"Maybe, Princess Wish Granter could save herself?"

"She's not a damsel and there is no distress!"

"I know, all she needs is a good friend but who can be that pony?"

"Um, Twi what about Thorax, his not befriend another Princess before?"

"No Spike, he's busy with the Changelings"

"You wanted to see me, cousin Twilight?"

"Ah, yes Wish Granter I have so much to teach you about being a Princess!"

"Which can only be explained by song!" Spike said.

(Twilight Speaking):
Now remember,
No nagging, bragging, sweating, fretting, slipping, tripping,
Slurping, burping, twittering or frittering allowed.
Stay Present, stay pleasant, stay proud.

Princess Twilight:
To be a princess
Is to know which spoon to use
To be a princess
Is to own a thousand pairs of shoes
To maintain a regal gait
Leave the parsley on your plate
And be charming but detached
And yet amused
To be a princess
Is to never be confused

Do a pliй and never fall
Don't ever stray from protocol
All through the day
There's just one way
You must behave
Do keep a grip and never crack
Stiff upper lip and arch the back
Bend from above
And always wear your gloves
And wave

Shoulders back and
Tummy in and
Pinky out and
Lift the chin and
Slowly turn the head from side to side

Wish Granter:
I see now

Twilight:
Breathing gently
Stepping lightly
Smile brightly
Nod politely
Never show a thing you feel inside
Glide!

To be a princess
Is to always look your best
To be a princess
Is to never get to rest
Sit for a portrait, never squirm
Sleep on a mattress extra firm
Speak and be clever
Never at a loss for words
Curtsy to every count and lord
Learn how to play the harpsichord
Sing lullabies and always harmonize in thirds

BOTH:
Thirds, thirds

Twilight:
And
She has beautiful eyes
Your spirits rise
When she walks in the room

Wish Granter:
I see

Twilight:
Doors close
And the chemistry grows
She's like a rose
That's forever in bloom

Twilight & (Wish Granter):
Do a pliй and don't
(Ever ever ever fall)
Never show dismay
(And be there when people call)

Be prepared whatever royal life will bring
Do keep a grip and don't

(Ever ever ever crack)
Take a dainty sip
(Never ever turn your back)
There's a time and place and way for everything

To be a princess
Is to never make your bed
To be a princess
Is to always use your head

"Wow, that a lot of things!"

"Dont, worry you have your big cousin helping you!" Twilight beamed at her cousin.

Twilight showed a list of royal duties for them to do togther.

It was a very long one, at least few days worth.
1. You need a crown.
2. noble name.
3. Dress made.
4.greeting everypony in ponyville
5.Ribbon cutting.
6. tea party with little fillies.
7.Helping other ponies.
8. Donating.
9.Cake making.
10. Raising the stars at night.
and many more still to do.

"Twilight hat a big list for your cousin, to do all in one day?"

"Spike we can do!"

"Now, let's get you a crown, every princess needs one!" Twilight said pushing Wish Granter out the castle doors into the bright burning Sun.

"It's finally over today was a very tiring day cousin Twilight but I'm glad that you and Suzette were there to help me out and show me what are the duties of being a princess is like."

"No problem, I am more than happy to share my personal experiences with a pony that I deeply care about." Twilight wrapped one of her wings around me in a comforting hug.

Author's Note

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