Derped Season: 1

    Derpy flew out the window, watching Twilight and Rainbow....... wait, WHAT?!

      The CMC stared at each other, brohoofing until Scootaloo frowned.

"What's th' matter, Scoots? Ah thought ya were happy!" Apple asked. Scootaloo shook her head.

"I don't know. I guess it just hurts to do this to Rainbow. She's like.... Awesome! And I went and did this." Scootaloo said sadly, hanging her head. Just then, a yelp came from a familiar voice.

"Wait is that Der- BECEAH!" Scootaloo said, feeling Derpy land on her head.

"Thankies, orange horse. I must go now." She said, her eyes crossing more than usual. She stuck out her tongue then blew a raspberry at a passing firefly.

"Um, dude, you alright? You're no looking so hot.." Scootaloo guessed, seeing Derpy start panicking out of nowhere.

"AHHHH, IM HYPERVENTILATING! HELP ME! FLYING PASTRIES AND BLUE PIGS!" Derpy screamed. Sweetie knocked her in the head real hard, bringing the pegasus back to reality.

"Woah, sorry. I was just panicking about what I just sawwwwwwWAHHHHHH! Oh, sorry, it's just real weird what caught my eye, and I panicked since then. Worst forty-eight seconds of my life." Derpy said, shaking her head.

"I saw two Rainbow Dashes! One outside, but before that I saw the one in the house. I'm real confuzzled!"

"Wait.... you saw TWO Rainbow Dashes? Cool!" Scootaloo said, her tail flicking. Derpy nodded.

"That means one is either an impostor or a Changling! What am I gonna dooooo?!" She yelled, making a sound almost like a howl at the end. Twilight then flew down in front of them, smiling.

"Girls, I heard your conversation, and Rainbow, the real one, found the impostor." She held showed a blue pegasus with cuffs on her hooves, then behind them, came ANOTHER Rainbow Dash.

"Uh, T-TWILIGHT?! Beh-hind y-you....." Sweetie Belle said, her eyes mostly white.

        Twilight giggled at the pegasus behind her, stumbling on her hooves. She had a slightly different cutie mark than the other Rainbow Dash. The one from Equestria...

"Oh, this is the other Rainbow Dash. From the-"

"Place with humans," Scootaloo finished. Twilight smiled at the looks of the other two Crusaders, jaws dropped.

"Correct, and she agreed to help with our little.... 'project'. We need as much help as we can get. I even persuaded Chrysalis to help!" Twilight said. Not long before, about two years ago, Chrysalis reformed, and ended up living in a castle on the end of Canterlot, with changelings protecting Equestria.

   The ponies all split up: Human Rainbow, turned pony ( I will call her Dashie), Equestrian Rainbow Dash, and Twilight. Then Derpy, Fluttershy and Pinkie. Last but not least would be the Crusaders. They slept outside that night, but Dashie wasn't used to sleeping on nature, so she went for a fly.

        She felt great she didn't have to pony-up to be able to fly when in Equestria. She just lifted up in the air whenever she wanted and pow, she was flying! It seemed easy for her, but the Fluttershy back at home would never ever try lifting an inch off the ground.

      Dashie stopped by a tree with homely decorations over it. She wondered who lived there, so she landed there, then knocked at the door. She looked around her surroundings, seeing many sleeping animals, and nocturnal ones flying around. The door creaked open, a teal-colored eye peaking out.

     The sound of gasping came from it, then the next thing Dashie new was that she was pushed into a tight chair in front of a table of teapots. Soon, she relized the colors and the eyes.

"Fluttershy? What are you doing here? How'd you get this house? Is it a tree? Why did yo- MMFH!" Dashie's mouth was covered by the hoof of the yellow pegasus.

      She poured a cup of tea and a sandwich with cheese and lettuce.

"I know that um, where you come from you don't eat daffodils, oats, or hay, so I made this. I was expecting you." She said. Dashie smiled once she realized who this was.

"You're Fluttershy, right- uh from this world, I mean..." She asked, stuffing her face with food. Fluttershy giggled as she sipped her tea.

"Oh, um yes, that's me. You could stay here for the night. Um, if you want to, I mean," She said, shyly.

She instructed Dashie on her job, then gave her good luck as she went upstairs into bed.