Derped Season: 1
Off the Hook.... Or not....
Previous ChapterDerpy felt the warm sun dance around her fur. She stretched her hooves and yawned, then tapped her chin.
"Hmm. Something's missin'. Oh, nooo! Guys, wake up!" Derpy shouted, violently shaking all them up. Twilight was first to wake up. She rubbed one of her eyes, then stared blankly at Derpy.
"Hmm? What's wrong Derpy? Oh...... I see..." Twilight said, waking fully. Rainbow Dash stared around her, then at Scootaloo. She shrugged. Rainbow started to worry.
"Where's Dashie?" She asked. Sticking her head into a bush, she saw Dashie and Fluttershy sound asleep behind it. Rainbow let out a full blow laugh, waking the two sleeping fillies up. Fluttershy jumped out, stretching almost the same way Derpy did.
Derpy trotted through the neighborhood, looking for the exit out of the apartment complex. She sometimes got lost, and went backwards, so she decided to fly instead. The others followed behind her, wondering where they were headed. Luckily all were pegasi accept Sweetie and Apple Bloom, and Twilight was an Alicorn. No pony went through the trouble of walking.
"Mind telling us where we're going? Oh, um, I mean if you want to... um please." Fluttershy asked, flying closer to Derpy. She just smirked. Her hoof pointed towards a forum a couple blocks away, many carriages and ponies passing. Fluttershy squeaked.
Twilight tried getting a good view of it, but it was too far to see from their distance. Derpy was at front of the 'pony line' since they were flying. And pretty slow, too because Derpy's not the best of flyers. She soon decreased her height slowly, which meant she was landing.
Scootaloo's wings soon tiered out, so she grasped onto Twilight's hoof, then landed herself earlier than the others. She remembered her book-bag that she left at Derpy's house just until now, but she shrugged it off. They had more important things to do.
In front of her was a small restaurant, and obviously served muffins. Derpy never went anywhere without one. They walked inside, staring at all the lovely food. Fluttershy made a face and a glumbling was heard.
"Um, can we eat now? Please?" She asked. Fluttershy then waited for their chance for food to be ordered, but she could barely wait another second.
Everypony finished off their meals, and Derpy was seen getting two plates of muffins and a glass of orange juice. Fluttershy just lay there, the taste of hotcakes still in her mouth. The Crusaders shared a meal of eggs and cinnamon toast.
Rainbow paid the bill, the left a tip on the table.
"That..... was good. *URP* I could eat...... *URP* It all day...." Rainbow said, licking her lips. Twilight just shook her head, giggling the slightest. Rainbow gave her a playful look then burped again.
"Soo, uh where do we....... Sweet Celestia...." Fluttershy mumbled.
"What'd ya say, Shy? I couldn't hear you..." Rainbow said. Fluttershy, whose eyes were like egg without yolk, turned and quickly pointed behind Rainbow. Dashie just stood there, frozen in fear. Rainbow turned slowly then she tried screaming "Run for you lives!!!!!!" But it came out like:
".........a....ahh..."
Pinkie Pie was being chased by some kind of changling, but It wasn't though. Like a Changeling mixed with a lion and a dragon. She was screaming and running frantically towards the group.
"RUUUUUUUUNNNN! FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! AHHHHH!" Pinkie screamed, her legs moving faster than a cheetah in mid air. She took a burst of speed then screamed again.
It was atleast ten feet tall, drooling over the group of ponies below it now. Fluttershy, to afraid to tame something so big, ran for her life along with Pinkie. The Crusaders ran off with Dashie, and Rainbow and Twilight stood there.
Rainbow flexed her wings then spread her hooves. She took of faster than anything Twilight had seen, and was gone in a flash of magic. Twilight braced her alicorn magic, spreading her wings. The claws of the creature towering over her raised a hoof to crush her.
Still focusing, Twilight's magic grew stronger as she heard calls from her friends to run. Then in an instant, magic flashed around her, then Twilight was gone. She seemed to be atleast, though she was flying, as fast as Rainbow Dash, and soon caught up with her.
They were flying around 400 miles per hour, not even the wind being able to catch up. The creature growled in anger, running after the two ponies. Rainbow Dash was seen to be engulfed by a rainbow. It reached her neck and then a cone of air formed around her head.
Some kind of magic- a bright light, was covering half of Twilight's body making her magic stronger for some reason. Then all of a sudden, a double Rainboom covered the sky as the two landed, creating a huge explosion in the ground.
"Thank goodness it's all over! If I watched anymore, I would have popped!"
"Pinkie, please, um this is not a very good time to... be Pinkie."
"That's not important! I hope Rainbow's okay! What could happen if we lost her?"
"Or Twilight. Ah couldn't live with mah self if I knew those two were done gone cause we only cared bout' are selves. That's a mighty close call, if ah do say so mah self."
"Apple's right. I just hope that they're all right. Should we call Rarity? She's got to first aid!"
"Uh, I guess so, but I hope other me is fine, cause I'd be totally freaked out."
"Ugh, same here."
Twilight slowly opened her eyes, then nudged Rainbow Dash's shoulder. Her wing was more than damaged. Maybe broken. Her hooves were bruised and her mane was even more out of place than usual. Her tail had lost a LOT of hair, and the back of Rainbow's neck was terribly bruised.
Fluttershy put an ice pack on Rainbow's head, and she jolted upright. She groaned and rubbed her neck, feeling her throat hurt. Scootaloo then smiled at the two woken ponies and hugged them both. She then lay on the blanket they were on and fell asleep.
Their surroundings, though: A moist forest with wild animals and rivers filled with piranhas and lobsters. The trees so tall, that you could barely see the top and long vines swishing.
