Dimensional Highway

Dimensional Highway

Chapter 3: Interaction

Written By: DylanPwnzNoobz

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It's difficult to fly into the Everfree Forest. I landed at the entrance to the forest. It looked pretty dark inside despite the sun's rays. Nevertheless, I needed information. More than 1000 years ago, my sister and I used to live here. So much has changed. Our former home is now surrounded by this overgrown garden. Now that I think about it, we used to grow Poison Joke flowers in our garden...

But past is past. There are more pressing matters in the present. Where is my sister? What is this human doing here in Equestria?

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"COFFEEEEEE!!! NEED. COFFEE!!!"

"Woah, dude. Is it really THAT addictive?"

The guard reached for the coffee bag and began chewing it.

"Ok... your'e starting to creep me out."

This is what happens when you feed a pony coffee. Since I'm a unicorn pegasus pony thing and all, why not use some magic to whip up some nice coffee? You may be thinking, "How the buck does Celestia use magic when she's still new?" Excuse my language. When did I start speaking pony? Anyway, I found this book in the royal library. So I took a seat on the royal throne. I hated the royal tea so I thought I could use a royal spell from the royal book to get a royal cup of royal coffee. Then a royal guard got curious and ask what my royal tea cup was filled with. That was my biggest royal mistake.

Wanna know what my second biggest royal mistake was? Well, my "sister" told me to look like I was working right? So I thought I should call some random pony to the castle for a chat. And I got the most random pony you could ever randomly get. *facehoof*

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"Hiyah Princess!" greeted the pink mare.

"Ohai. Where are you from?"

*Long gasp* (Pinkie Pie)

"You've... forgotten... me?"

"I don't believe we've... met?" Uh oh. Should I know this pony?

She stared at me with huge eyes that said only one word: disappointment.

...this is awkwa-

"Oh well! I'm Pinkie Pie! Nice to meet you again, Princess!" she exclaimed.

Ahhh! Why did she have to say that so... so... suddenly? This is a strange one. Stranger than the rest.

"Uh... yeah... nice to meet you too."

"Didn't you want to talk to me? Why are you wearing that frown? What are you drinking? Is it oatmeal? Are you crazy?! Oh my Celestia! I just shouted at the Princess! Wait. I'm not supposed to be say that! It wasn't in the script! Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh!!! Oh no! That was Rainbow Dash's line! This script is soo confu--"

"Stop it! My brain can't process what your'e saying if you talk that fast! And, what script?"

Pinkie Pie just smiled at me.

"You know, the script! The piece of paper with everything we say, silly billy!"

"Silly whatnow? The only thought that came to my mind when you said that was Michael Jackson's Billie Jean."

"Michael who?"

"That sounds like Doctor Who."

"Doctor Whooves?"

"No. It's 'WHO' not... wait! I can remember?"

The hyperactive pink mare looked at me in confusion. She's actually standing still for a change.

"Hey! I just got this crazy idea!" I knew the peace wouldn't last long. "What if we're all in a story and somepony is reading us right now? And what if they are also in a story and is being read about reading our story? Wait. They are! I just said it so that means that they are reading about themselves reading themselves! And what if..."

"Yo dawg. I'm trying to think here!"

That was strange. I could remember Doctor Who and Michael Jackson. Eeyup. I'm definitely human. Or... was human. But still... why can't I remember the most important thing of all? Who was I?