Dimensional Highway

Dimensional Highway

Chapter 3: The Fourth Wall Requires Strengthening!

Written By: DylanPwnzNoobz

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"Hey! I just got this crazy idea! What if we're all in a story and somepony is reading us right now? And what if they are also in a story and is being read about reading our story? Wait. They are! I just said it so that means that they are reading about themselves reading themselves! And what if..."

"Yo dawg. I'm trying to think here!"

Pinkie's endless fast talk continued.

"And then I said, 'Oatmeal?! Are you crazy?!' and then my friends looked at me and were all like 'What?' and then w--"

"Weren't you talking about story paradoxes? And some script thing? How'd you get to oatmeal?" I said. I hoped she could detect the obvious traces of annoyance in my voice. Okay, it wasn't MY voice but you get the point.

"I was just reading the script, sillie bean!"

"First of all, I'm not **Billie *J*ean. That's a song. Second, what script?"

"Oh, you just break the fourth wall and everything you need to know is there!"

You know, I can't believe what I'm about to say.

"You know, I can't believe what I'm about to say, but, how do you break the fourth wall?"

There, I just asked the more ridiculous question known to mankind. I don't know about ponykind though. But I still got the most ridiculous answer.

"You just talk to the camera, silly billy jeanie! Or, since we're in a story now, just talk to the readers!"

That answer was so ridiculous that it worked. That's why I'm talking to you now. I'm breaking the fourth wall right now. Yes. Right now. Now. Noooww. Believe it.

And deal with it. *Puts on shades*

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